Last I checked Tinder wasn’t getting people green cards to fuck rich asshole. 

I think by “finding rich husbands,” you mean you mean “being paid by rich people to have sex with them”

I’d like to think you’re right, but I gravely fear that you’re not. Dude still got over 70 million votes, and he’s insanely popular among much of his base. I think he’ll continue to wield a great deal of power both culturally and politically. Be it through twitter, (for profit) rallies, and God help us if he buys into…

Apparently among the rich of New York there are entire “modeling” agencies who’s entire strategy is to import beautiful women from other countries and send them to expensive parties in the city to find new husbands. The line between them and international sex traffickers is super thin, if it even exists.

That’s because that’s what his wives are.  Sure I believe all these were “models” at some point but they were less Vogue and more “standing next to the new sports car at the auto show” 

This right here is the problem with the left and why we never get anything done.

The residents are (supposedly, according to a couple stories apparently all sourced off the same coverage) in the midst of serving papers and firing legalistic warning shots.

That depends on whether the town actually chooses to enforce the agreement.  They haven’t done so yet, but that might have been because they didn’t want to sue a President.

Do you think people commenting on AV Club are in on any part of the decision making on how politicians get punished. This is acceptance of what will probably happen and how it will still kill him instead and make him angry despite the fact that he deserves so much worse. We fucking know he deserves so much worse for…

...some calling Melania Trump “All the things they wish they could be,”

This was a good Twitter response.

No, this right here isn’t the problem with the left. People who can't understand how politics work might be though.

For fuck’s sake, I can’t put Donald Trump in prison!!! Just let people fucking enjoy this, Karen!

I don’t consider it a punishment, but he sure will. Nothing will hurt him more than irrelevance.

The part that bothers me more is this:

“hey, if we have him wearing a leather jacket and riding a motorcycle, people will have to think he’s cool. no need to emphasize that with character, demeanor or even decent writing.”

Ah, yes, who could forget LaBeouf’s iconic portrayal of the character everyone hated in that Indiana Jones movie that practically everyone hated.

I don’t think it’s a great sign when your “apology” is disturbingly reminiscent of the last lines of dialogue from American Psycho: