I feel like literally anything else in place of the mayo would have made this edible. Cream cheese, butter, tomato sauce, literally anything.

How are we defining “salad”? I feel like any “salad” before 1970 contained either mayonnaise or gelatin.

After thinking that a gazillion times, it occurred to me that I can contribute to all of these people’s campaigns and it has made me so happy!

He also wrote one called “Race” that also deals with sexual assault.

I would have liked to use the text of Sarah’s tweet for my last breakup. How famous do you have to be for “we don’t live in the same place” to be an acceptable reason to end a relationship?

I’m aware. My mother referred to my thirty-year-old friend who had a miscarriage as “older.”

I clicked on this only so I could see how old “old” is: I’m thirty-six, just out of an LTR, and about to start dating again. I was already thinking that I would have to put some type of ridiculous disclaimer telling potential men that I still have eggs left. Screw Tinder!

You are amazing!

I know you made an exception for sports bars but I noticed something that bolsters your great argument. Recently I had the rare experience of being in a sports bar, which happened to be a Tilted Kilt (akin to a Hooters in that the waitresses wore tiny, cleavage-baring tartan outfits and were called “entertainers.” The…

I chose my nail salon on the sole basis that they play HGTV all freakin day. Considering a foray into Great British Baking Show.

I looked back on what I’ve been watching since the election (and what I’ve stopped watching) and I’ve learned that I have several consistent requirements: well-written script, lighthearted, pretty clothes, high drama, low stakes. I can no longer watch shows about the government, even if they are supposed to be funny.…

Isn’t this what we wanted?

I had to sit through a meeting yesterday at my house of worship (which is part of a liberal denomination) where a man attempted to shoot down a resolution in support of LGBTQ folks because it was “too political.” This guy has been pretty consistent about objecting to advocacy in general, but I was just NOT having it.…

I don’t see why either side wants there to be a “memorial” there. Can’t they just take the dumpster away and plant a tree?

I love this so much. Classy AF, Spector!

I saw him on Ugly Betty a few years ago and I was super sad for him.

Weird, I was just thinking today how much I LOVED this book! Not sure it will work as a movie (might have been a good miniseries), but it’s a great read. And yay Emily!

This is the first headline in weeks that has made me smile. Thank you. That was a public service.

Looks like the big difference is that it’s Bachelorette instead of Bachelor, agree with all the comments about Season 2 not being as good as Season 1 but I will watch the hell out of this when it drops!

YES! I have been saying for years that I just want to spend NYE alone because I NEVER enjoy what I end up doing—whether I am single or coupled. House parties are the only acceptable activity and I’m over that. I decided—since I don’t have live TV anyway to watch the ball drop—that I’m going to read in bed and go to…