I call bullshit. I want a female villain!

That’s just camp. You put kids in a confined space with 18 year olds looking after them, they’re going to mess **** up.

My family does donations to charity, which is awesome because I buy myself whatever I want and then give $ to charities on holidays. My cheap-ass brother who suggested this switch always “forgets” though.

I can’t believe they actually aired that, when it was so clear that Watters was being a dick. He didn’t show up to his office in broad daylight but at his private home at night.

I called Mike Pence a cunt the other day. I haven’t used that word since college. Albeit, I didn’t do it publicly or in the press, but I’m a clergy person and I said it to another clergy person and well, that’s what the world has come to. CUNT!

I’m saving myself for Indiana Jones Harrison Ford.

Life sucks. Can we please have Behind Closed Ovens back? That is like the only thing that would make me feel better right now.

You know what’s a good advertisement for veganism? Normal vegans. My sister-in-law cooks delicious food, eats in normal restaurants, and rarely preaches (she got a little obsessed with the Blue Zone Diet and made my brother give up meet so they could both live to be 100). She’s healthy and happy and would never eat 51…

Not really following this saga, but I have a theory as to why they’re all getting bitchy...maybe they’re HUNGRY?

They literally pasted a triangle of tan in between her (or the model’s) legs. It’s not even the same color (or texture) as the boxes behind her...

Um...poinsettias are poisonous. What makes this cake entirely edible? Also, putting that aside, isn’t that just a layer cake with flowers poked into the top?

I have one that’s basically a giant floor length hoodie. I wear it instead of getting a Snuggie because Snuggies are an admission that you have given up on life and are never going to get off the couch. Sweatshirt and sweatpants would probably cover this for most people.

Yeah I don’t even celebrate Xmas and I would wear the shit out of those.

I took a bunch of super nerdy high school drama kids to a Jeopardy taping and Trebek was such a dick. He comes out in the middle to let the audience ask him questions, but he clearly did not want to be doing it (or only liked whatever softball questions the octogenarians that made up the rest of the audience asked)…

For this to be true, it would have had to actually have been funny.

Louis Vuitton is too good for him. (I know y’all are dying to put a Vera Bradley joke in this thread...I dare you!)

How has “backpack full of unrefrigerated squirrel meat” NOT been used as a Trump epithet on this site?

Second one was so bad that I will only be watching this one if it is playing on an airplane or in front of a treadmill.

That girl will spend the night in a padded room in the local hospital before Thanksgiving break. She will probably also not be enrolled there by the end of her first year. I hope these girls don’t have to deal with it, but chances are the school won’t move her unless they have some secret singles hidden away somewhere…

I had my side picked, my bed made, and all my pictures stuck to the wall with funtak by the time my (actually very chill) roommate walked in the door. This was all much better when roommates were assigned and all you did was call them once to see which one of you was bringing the mini-fridge.