I was actually interested until the ridiculous stunt they pulled to put another wedding in there. Father of the Bride 2 didn’t have a wedding in it. You don’t need to have another wedding to have another movie.

Man’s Search for Meaning is actually a great book to get you out of a dark place. Just in case you actually want to read it next time you take it out to roll your joints on.

Also, I’m Jewish (the old school kind where we get socks and pencil cases for Hannukah) and it baffles me to watch a religious group that has their holiday celebrated by the ENTIRE COUNTRY for TWO ENTIRE MONTHS get up in arms about being persecuted when their holiday is not publicly shoved in everyone’s face. I don’t…

Ironically, the one element they retained is the only thing that has anything to do with the true meaning of Christmas. Traditionally, the color red is emblematic of the blood of Christ. Ice skates and snow flakes, not so much. And Jesus would never have come in contact with either. #clergymicdrop

Homemade pimento cheese on bakery whole wheat bread fried to a crisp in olive oil. Been eating it all week. Now it is gone and I am sad (and fat).

My boss just told me that his daughter told her live-in boyfriend the date on which she would be removing her IUD. He proposed so I guess it worked for her. It’s important to check-in about being on the same page, but as I once told my best friend (now married with a baby to the man in question), “Do you really want…

My thoughts 1) very sweet that he smoothed her veil so thoroughly b) I am surprised at a wedding that expensive the groom is allowed to touch ANYTHING the bride is wearing and c) anyone want to take bets on how long the marriage lasts? Proportionate to the size of the ring and the expense of the wedding, I’d say they…

American once booted me and TEN other people off a flight without even asking for volunteers. They said they “switched to a smaller plane.” I wasn’t in a hurry to get home so I sighed and said, “Okay, put me on tomorrow’s flight.” “We can’t guarantee you’ll get on tomorrow’s flight, you’ll just have to come back and…

My mother decided not to invite her mother’s sister to her wedding, because she was shallow and self absorbed. My mom lost her mom young and couldn’t deal with how the aunt had been afterwards.

As a woman rabbi, I particularly hated Joshie (who dates a rabbi later in the season), as he represented a generation of whiny man-children in my dating pool. Kathryn Hahn was WAY out of his league (she’s great though, you should watch more episodes to get her). Judith Light was also a bit of a stereotype too. But I…

Totally innocent question so I don’t sound ignorant in other conversations: how is a cisgendered person playing a transgendered person different from a gay person playing straight and vice versa? Is this like when Emma Stone placed someone biracial, thus taking work from legit biracial actresses, or is this something…

I consistently go out with guys who make less money than I do and what usually happens is that they treat for the first couple of dates and then I realize that they have no money and we start splitting or alternating. It gets weird with gift-giving too: I like receiving gifts but feel guilty.

Personally I prefer to alternate who pays. It feels nice to be treated, and it sets up the expectation of another date. It does get awkward when I know I don’t like the guy though, so I won’t have the opportunity to reciprocate.

My mom waxes nostalgic about the days when frat boys would come help girls move into her women’s college. If they thought you were cute, they’d write down your room number. Now it seems kind of creepy, but it’s downright debonair compared to this crap.

Officiant here! Lots of weird stories, including one where the funeral directors jiggled the coffin too much as they were lowering it and it fell open (you couldn’t see anything, but still, creepy), and then when the funeral director leaned over to assess the damage and his cell-phone fell into the grave.

I saw him in person a few weeks ago and he looked awful. Shlubby clothes, mussed hair. He looked like the exact opposite of Don Draper. And I bet if someone had snapped a photo (I restrained myself), he would still have looked hot.

My mother claims that on her dorm at a women’s college, back when there were still dorm mothers and curfews, there was a banner that said, “Get it up and get it in by 11.” I don’t have proof, but I think it’s awesome. Especially because I’m pretty sure she didn’t know what that meant when she was 18.

Hah! My bf just had to explain to my mom what a “fleshlight” was. He used the term “pocket vag.” She loves him more than ever now. Both mom and bf FTW!

Yeah I’m always surprised that people have so little tolerance for the ceremony part when it’s maybe 10% of the evening and it’s the REASON FOR THE EVENT! I find this especially aggravating when it’s the couple who thinks the ceremony should be short (which, as I said, mine are already pretty short)...um, isn’t this…

Doesn’t that also mean the keys would be in the ignition?