Jordan could always just say “hey sorry Dallas, but I’m signing with the Clippers”. Instead he’s pretending like the Clippers are holding him hostage in his own house so he doesn’t have to say no to anybody.

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

I’m probably in the minority here, but I do wish we could move away from the whole ‘love is dead’ hyperbole thing. It gets dragged out every time some celebrities break up and 99% of the time no one is surprised. It also tends to lose its punch the twentieth or thirtieth time one sees it. Also, I’m sick so I’m super…

Wait, does this not break HIPAA?

Holy HIPAA violation Batman! I know in this day and age we expect to have all information available to us at all times, but tweeting someone’s medical records is pretty serious shit (assuming this is legit). God help the person who did that if the metadata in the file can lead back to them and the hospital is probably…

Most of us. I'd dress nice as shit

It’s apparently becoming one of the Jalopnik memes, similar to “Miata is always the answer”, in this case it’s “Hummers are bought by men with small sausages”. The opportunity was there to use it, so I took it.

Corolla owner, can confirm

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Well, that is where wages are stuck but that is a whole other topic.

I preferred to call it the Mechanized Unified Systematic Tire Annihilation & Nullification Generator, or MUSTANG

I think that’s a massive issue with ‘feminisim’ in that, a huge portion of those who advocate those values really don’t understand the definition of ‘Equality’, rather they want a world where equality means woman above men and won’t settle for anything less.

Fixed. Perfect gender equality. You are welcome Facebook.

So.. They’ve replaced one terrible looking logo with another? I mean, the women in front has the same “gender discrimination” effect against men. It doesn’t make sense in any use case if they are actually trying to be “fair”.

Wall-E is up there for me by virtue of being a brilliant sci-fi film and a brilliant silent film at the same time (at least for the first 30 mins).

I hate it when he wrote “If your own beliefs do not align with these, I feel bad for you son.”

I loved Wreck it Ralph....except for Sarah Silverman

Wall-E is so much better than The Incredibles, and Ratatouille is so much better than up. You are insane.