Wasn’t just about everyone already expecting 1TB PS4 and X1 models this year anyway?
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Or, perhaps, you just don't want to accept that you have your own preconception about those locations that is incorrect.
If I were to get married I think I'd have a total guest count of 25 and that includes friends and family. My cynicism and generalized dislike of people will finally come in handy!
I’m really conflicted here.
Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks
what a complete spineless worm this so-called man is. my dad owns the Eagles and I wear a Cowboys Tshirt 24/7 because I know how to be my own man.
What a dum dum!
How did you do on the SAT analogies section?
Yup. The most obnoxious people, loudly beating the I Heart NY drum, who sneer at other locales are almost always transplants. I say this as someone who grew up in a NYC suburb and has experienced one too many of these self-righteous assholes.
The weird thing is I’d bet most of them are from elsewhere; most of the people I grew up with in NYC moved to other places later, and it’s the recent transplants who seem so desperate to prove their cosmopolitanhood.
Having worked on eleventy billion weddings in my time, I agree. Just skip the damn thing. They’re all boring. They’re all the same, no matter how noice, different and unusual your typewriter guest book or paper crane ceiling decorations are. I’m working on a wedding this Saturday that we’ve been being briefed on for…
Congratulations, this fails as reporting, as snark, parody, as satire...
Exactly. Do think think spending $30,000-50,000 on a wedding is fucking stupid? Yes. But I bet some people would think that the money I spend on clothes and traveling and buying records is also stupid. It’s not my money. I guess my problem is people thinking they have to spend an insane amount of money on a wedding…
Damn, them some expensive weddings.
Patting myself on the back for my <$1,000 wedding. Backyard weddings ftw!
As a native Kentuckian (who once even spent a year working with George Clooney’s sister), let me politely invite you to go fuck yourself.
Too bad George’s downhome/country hick aunt isn’t around anymore.
Whatever you were going for with the tone and voice of this article did not work.
“My farts smell like Papa John.” - sung to the Nationwide jingle.
Lighten up Francis, it’s a joke.