what a complete spineless worm this so-called man is. my dad owns the Eagles and I wear a Cowboys Tshirt 24/7 because I know how to be my own man.
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What a dum dum!
How did you do on the SAT analogies section?
Yup. The most obnoxious people, loudly beating the I Heart NY drum, who sneer at other locales are almost always transplants. I say this as someone who grew up in a NYC suburb and has experienced one too many of these self-righteous assholes.
The weird thing is I’d bet most of them are from elsewhere; most of the people I grew up with in NYC moved to other places later, and it’s the recent transplants who seem so desperate to prove their cosmopolitanhood.
Having worked on eleventy billion weddings in my time, I agree. Just skip the damn thing. They’re all boring. They’re all the same, no matter how noice, different and unusual your typewriter guest book or paper crane ceiling decorations are. I’m working on a wedding this Saturday that we’ve been being briefed on for…
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Exactly. Do think think spending $30,000-50,000 on a wedding is fucking stupid? Yes. But I bet some people would think that the money I spend on clothes and traveling and buying records is also stupid. It’s not my money. I guess my problem is people thinking they have to spend an insane amount of money on a wedding…
Damn, them some expensive weddings.
Patting myself on the back for my <$1,000 wedding. Backyard weddings ftw!
As a native Kentuckian (who once even spent a year working with George Clooney’s sister), let me politely invite you to go fuck yourself.
Too bad George’s downhome/country hick aunt isn’t around anymore.
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“My farts smell like Papa John.” - sung to the Nationwide jingle.
No one will like my comment, but I remember at my college graduation there were some families that cheered so loud that the next name was inaudible. Kind of sucked for those graduates and their families. Obviously no one should go to jail or be fined or even be made to leave, but its a dick move to cheer so loud and…
I’ve actually wondered what would happen if the administrator announced at the beginning of the ceremony “Hey actually, we have one FINAL thing that your kid’s diploma is depending on, and that is you STFU during this entire ceremony. If we hear cheering and shouting during a graduates walk, we will take away their…
I don’t think anyone needs to be arrested over this, but I will say that I personally find it rude and disrespectful to cheer loudly when there’s been a specific request to hold applause until the end. Maybe it would be better if schools just did away with that request, sure, but if that’s what’s asked, then it’s…
It sucks when your son/daughter’s name is about to be announced, and you can’t hear it because the kid in front of them has their family loudly cheering for 5 seconds.
Lighten up Francis, it’s a joke.
Nice “my pussy is so good” humble brag.