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So don’t double down with a “did I misspell something? You read what I wrote, and I meant every word!”? Good to know.

How about not emailing anyone about your own kiniption, and save it to bitch about to your friends, or anyone who doesn’t work for the same company/team/whatever after work hours?

What bothers me most about this besides the obvious theft is that Zara could absolutely afford to buy licenses from these artists and designers to sell the exact same merchandise. Lots of companies do this (I know West Elm and Anthropologie both do, for example). This would elevate the artists and make Zara a lot more

The drawings are called “pins”. You can think of them as brooches, for millennials! You can place them onto whatever you like.

You must treat yourself to Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. I am a 47 year old liberal woman in Texas who practices psychotherapy for a dollah (hope my credentials are accepted!). This SHOW IS THE BEST THING ON TV.

whatwhatwhat??

I have arthritis and handshakes are painful (even long after the shake). What’s the proper etiquette for NOT shaking or declining?

The funny thing is it doesn’t feel like 30 years has been a long time, but we were very young when we decided to be a couple.

Before I read anyone else’s replies to crazy dates I’m going to post my own. It is incredibly specific (and incredibly long, like all my SNS posts), so hello to anyone who might be reading this who knows me in real life.

I guess my craziest date is actually not a date at all, it was more of a one-night/day stand that later turned into a relationship?

I have a great story, because I live vicariously through my friends’ rich, fascinating love lives and I think this one tops the many they’ve been kind enough to crack us up with over the years.

The winner for pissing contest this week (by most stars!) is: ginger is a construct! For her story “Surprise Jalepeno”!

Its hard to feel bad for her. Starting from the beginning with her im-not-like-the other-girls “she wears short skirts, I wear t shirts...” well umm she is naturally tall, blonde, skinny without trying, pretty, good voice, healthy, young, lots of friends, handsome suitors, and rich. She was never an ugly fat,

randilyn, sorry if as I most definitely go overboard here. This is probably one of the few areas in my life where I do not snark, and I that I take super duper seriously.

That shit Leno pulled turned me against him for life. Poor Kanye was choking back tears. I doubt he ever even met the woman. What made him think he had the right to speak on what she would have thought of her son? If he did know her well, and if Kanye had shot someone or beat up an orphan, sure, tell him his mother

I think that’s a very color blind and overly simplistic reading of this situation. Kanye inappropriately expressed the frustration that all people of color feel when our exceptional achievements are consistently ignored and white mediocrity is rewarded instead. He wasn’t trying to be hateful towards Taylor swift, he

I hate how Kanye has to act so sad about doing that to Taylor at the VMA’s, because he was just speaking the truth, and it was hilarious.

In a two party system it can be difficult choosing between pragmatism, and voting your conscience.

“A Trump Presidency will turn the economy around and restore the great American tradition of giving each new generation hope for brighter opportunities* than those of the generation that came before.”