I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

I say keep on roasting him. I'm enjoying this.

“Women have been killing it for years,” Jones says. “If it’s not a man in a movie, what else was it going to be?”

I was thinking about if they did a reboot/remake with men and each possibility was more depressing than the last:

I bet she couldn’t wait to tell that waiter how articulate he was.

It’s wild how this thing has gotten so utterly out of control. I remember some quote about how it will be years until we know what anyone really thinks of the film becuase it’s become more of a political litmus test than a film at this point. It’s about women in movies, women in comedy, women in traditionally male…

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

You know what ruined things from my childhood? That my favorite childhood books are racist as fuck, that Kirk Cameron grew up to be well himself, and that Bill Cosby is a rapist.

But when everybody’s like, ‘It’s a cash grab?’ Everything ever made in Hollywood since the beginning of time is a cash grab. That’s why the original Ghostbusters existed. It wasn’t an altruistic thing.

See also: “they shouldn’t have so many children” and “I don't want sex ed being taught in schools!"

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.

“You know what we’re doing? Silently praying that it wasn’t one of us.” Did you see the Blackish episode about this? Because it was phenomenal, both hilarious and heartbreakingly true.

their mothers work multiple jobs

Isn’t half the point of fiction to see into the lives of people from other times and places?

Is Margaret drowning in period blood in that foreign one and...crying?

It’s weird though - the version of the book I had talks about a belt, but they had adhesive pads even when I got my period in... 1985!

No lie, in 1996 I had my final child by cesarean and they gave me a fucking belt and pad. Imagine that. A belt. Across an incision.

As a naturalized citizen myself, I would like to say that when I attended the formal swearing-in naturalization ceremony (along with about 1,000 other fellow Americans) I was also given one of those tiny American flags depicted in the photo, to wave about at the end.

(I wrote the following rant before noticing that the article refers to fancy restaurants. OK, noted. So the silverware is probably correctly arranged. But that’s about it: the rest of what I wrote still applies.)

I have a better suggestion— instead of pretending to be civilized when you’re in public places,which is bound to make you nervous as fuck, actually be civilized and practice good table manners every day, or at least regularly, so that you don’t have to fake it.