This orca was not match for a great white.

No, Eck is not a renowned asshole. Not according to a lot of credible peole who know him. They say he’s surprisingly self-deprecating.

Also, my 10 year old has just informed me that she recognizes him from whatever Bizaardvark is, and that “he is stupid.”

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

***Researches who this guy is***

Ugh, pesto. Sounds good at the time but not worth the miserable pesto-burps all afternoon.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

 Not necessarily a danger, but unfit. And yes that is a valid reason for removal from the home. My wife is a social worker, I’m a therapeutic mentor we’ve both worked with mentally handicapped parents as well as as abusive ones. In both situations there are salvageable cases as well utterly ruinous ones.

There was a StoryCorps a while back with a mom and daughter where the mom had some sort of intellectual disability, and the way they were together was really something special. The daughter was a young adult and you could tell that the teasing, etc. was still a fresh memory, but the flip side of that is that the…

I read this in Prof. Farnsworth’s voice.

good news, everyone! no one will be living on this planet soon.

Uhm, excuse me, Ben Affleck is from Massachusetts. It’s always iced coffee season. 

*long, wet fart sound*

Waaah! Somebody pointed out sexism on Twitter! Waaah!

Who’s freaking out? Nobody. Unless you think “maybe you should rethink this” or “smh” or “alrighty then” is freaking out, which is a pretty low bar.

It was absolutely not. Ashley is the only good writer.

“People like going to the circus.”

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

Where is the outrage? I simply see an article that discusses the, unnecessary, adjective hashtags used in this Samsung product. Samsung has also said they will remove the hashtags as they were stupid and unnecessary, in the first place. You, know just because consumers complain doesn’t mean they are “outraged.” You…