Yep, I’m still working through the backlog of eyerolls that I have from the Man Show. I literally can’t even process anything about his late night show until I’m done with those. I only got through the Win Ben Steins Money eyerolls like a year ago!

Is that why? Personally, I still haven’t forgiven him for The Man Show.

Well, since you mention it, Steve Jobs was actually kinda responsible for his own death. He called himself a “fruitarian” and all that fructose (i.e. fruit sugar) over the years is what gave him cancer; furthermore, even though his cancer was caught early, he refused proper treatment in favor of alternative medicine.…

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

Are you seriously saying that women (and I guess non-white people?) should consider being treated less than equally as a great way to build character?

Showing only male hackers implies that they couldn’t find any young, up-and-coming female hackers to include in the article. Not even one!

A ticket for sleeping in your car versus possibly murdering someone. A question for the ages!

Just get drunk at home if an Uber or cab ride isn’t an option. Live like the rest of us decent, mere mortals do. Christ, what an asshole.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.

Also if the rotary is wide enough to support multiple lanes, move into the inside lane if you’re travelling more than one exit, than move out. Constantly getting cut off in MA by tourists who don’t do this and blindly ignore the other traffic in the rotary (sorry roundabout outside of MA)

I think signaling for left is confusing, even though many sources say that’s how it’s done. I don’t signal when entering and signal to the right when I’m exiting, to let those trying to enter know where I’m going. If someone sees you with a left signal on, they don’t know where you started from, so they’re unaware if…

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“An analysis by NPR found that between 2007 and 2015, 693 US citizens were detained in jails illegally at the request of immigration agents, and 818 citizens were held in detention centers.”

The $2.13 minimum tipped wage is an embarrassment to the country.

Nibbles (the dog) and Poindexter (her favorite cat).

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.