Why are there so many Chick-Fil-A articles? I feel like if you’re going to do a massive number of trivial articles on a fast food chain’s idiosyncracies, it should be one that doesn't funnel money into anti-LGBT causes.

I thought it had to be just about the easiest pasta dish to make, outside of the un-sauced spaghetti and butter that young kids without functioning taste buds demand.

Did you know you can sit?

Did you know you can sit?

*metaphor

@everyone who says “Aldi’s”:

This... was kind of a shitty conference. Aside from FE and Smash, which fill a niche I don’t occupy, there’s basically nothing here. And no Yoshi game was kind of a dick move.

I’ll get pilloried for this...

Playing all the games in release order is practically mandatory for understanding what’s going on in KH3. Don’t worry too much, though, because you can get all the HD remasters on PS4 for $60 new, combined.

My school required some form of world history in freshman year, IIRC. Chicagoland suburbs definitely taught about the atrocities committed by the Japanese Army, even if only in relative passing.

Just go to Raising Cane’s if you can.

I always took you for a sanctimonious, patronizing asshat. Looks like I was right.

Oh, looks like my horrible Driver’s Ed teacher got a burner.

Have you ever thought about not calling people insults?

I want to see Chik-Fil-A’s hateful ass wiped off the face of the earth, and I’m a millennial, so this checks out

So you don’t trust anyone who isn’t complicit in a corporation’s raging homophobia, ok

Please let “severely limit” mean “completely cut off”

You could just... not comment or read anything on Kinja...

I’d rather not give any more of my time or money to Bezos than I have to, thanks

I’d rather not give any more of my time or money to Bezos than I have to, thanks

Go watch Star Wars Rebels.

Generally speaking we call them women or girls depending on age