Should we call the police?

Your pants can’t wait for my pee.

It’s also a free update, apparently.

Lawsuit for retaliation?

Oh, so telling people that it’s ok to jack off onto somebody if they don’t consent to sex is “awesome”?

obscure fetish object

Of course, what really gets the millennials calling is...

Doesn’t make it ok to call somebody a faggot. Don’t act like it is.

Not in Hamilton’s case, because the show is essentially through-sung.

Child porn.

It’s not just one article, either:

Culver’s fries ‘em like that, too. It makes sense that there’d be a batter shell.

Why, yes it is...! Young tomato face, home from the games! My, how you’ve grown...

You might like this.

Really? A thinly-disguised “Soyboy” joke?

Rewatched the trailer and saw that, but it was too late to edit

With the teacups segment, I have to assume

Ok, when’s the wedding?

*ron howard voice* Actually, his friends were all white.

I agree he’s a wanker, but don’t use “mongoloid” and “retarded” as insults, please. We’re better than this!