I went to my GP a few years ago, and she had a thing sitting on the counter with questions and levers you could move to show your answers and it at the end it would indicate whether your testosterone was too low. I read the questions and moved the levers and it turned out that my testosterone was too low for a man my…

It’s also notable in their embrace/worship of Donald Trump, perhaps the overall softest person to have ever existed.

I don’t get the other side of the equation--the lazy old farts in their 60's and 70's who watch Fox News religiously and were only this cool and masculine in their dreams (or maybe that one time they kicked a puppy).

it’s just an excuse to jack it in the open in front of other dudes.  it’s homoerot...er...HOMEOpathic therapy!  

Let’s give them the argument that testosterone levels are dropping. It is very likely to be happening with the influx of endocrine enablers in our life. As usual, these folks accept that science says that testosterone levels are dropping, yet reject science to solve the problem. Idiots.

“Stick your dick in the microwave” is the simplest directive.

I... How does tanning with infrared light work, exactly, since it’s ultraviolet light that causes tanning? And can they just use an old IR TV remote control? I’m sure it would be just as effective to try to change their balls’ channels.

A-fucking-men

And if that's true, see an endocrinologist. Don't stick your dick in a Chernobyl box. 

The most hilarious part about all of this is that guys like Tucker that drone on and on about how it’s the end of “real men” is that they are the absolute embodiment of betas. Just look at them and listen to them! How alpha is it to sit around all day behind a microphone or in front of tv camera in a damn bow tie…

It’s weird that they’re still so into this whole thing. Not too log ago a lot of conservatives, including entitled little private schooler and wealthy heir Tucker Carlson, were going on and on about how tough and manly the Russian army was, and how we were too soft and weak to compete with them. But now that the Red…

Maybe find a source for the Heard/Depp stuff that doesn’t read like a crazy person given how it’s basically just #JusticeForJohnnyDepp twitter on steroids where someone wearing generic court attire (suits in generic neutral colours) is “proof” that “Heard is playing mind games with Johnny that might be proving her…

The theatre company I was with for years recently decided I wasn’t dark enough to play a Black Creole from Louisiana, despite me being Black Creole from Louisiana on my dad’s side. And having zero white ancestry until you get to my great grandparents. Once I saw who got cast, well - I know that actor - and she now…

I assume you meant melanin, not melatonin?

They both admit to hitting each other. The specifics of the degree of the abuse from one side to the other only really matter because Depp decided to drag this into the public so that now each of them has to provide details to either prove or disprove the degree of abuse and therefore justify one or both of their…

A lot of people don’t seem to understand that you can be a perpetrator AND a victim. Both of them admit, to some degree, of laying hands on each other. The degree to “who started it” matters if you need to justify why one person had to hit back.

I’m extremely wary of saying “if they are friends, “ then they share the same predilications. I’ve known people I thought I was close to and had some ugly surprises as to their character.

Eh I think that's also true for male celebrities. Hell, Kanye has custody of his kids, and he's an actual threat to them. 

If she wanted to steal the money, why did she lock it away for 5 days? This is horrible.

Starred. Some of us HATE to watch our news (even Jezebel “news”) in video form. Please stop it.