Well they do have 250 minutes more minutes a month on their cell phones and thanks to the “National Inner-city Geographically General Assistance System” (N.I.G.G.A.S. for short) by Police officers across the country they are now safer than ever.

A guy walks into a bar with a gun and said “Which one of you slept with my wife.” and a guy in the back stands up and says “You don’t have enough bullets.”

After I saw this, I knew this was going to be an awesome election (in an entertainment sense).

For unrelated reasons. What is the immigration process like to live in the Netherlands? Also, can I file for divorce from abroad after naturalizing?

I refuse to eat anything from the Hershey Squirts shit mill. I spent most of my childhood in Germany and Switzerland and grew up knowing what real chocolate is. Even the mass produced varieties there like Ritter Sport and Milka and leaps and bounds better in the flavor and texture department over Hershey.

He does not make any cars. That is a Chinese made SUV you can even buy it on Alibaba for $16-20K. The maker China Big S&T Dev (Group) LTD (yeah seriously that is the name) specializes in “turn key” auto manufacturing. Basically what that means is that all the major assemblies are shipped to wherever (Africa in this…

The one that always gets me is the “Upsell” factor. You can get this game for 75% OFF @ $9.99!..OR you can get the ENTIRE SERIES EVER MADE for $39.99! Well...there goes 40 bucks.

Lifehack, grandma style: Poke a hole through the turkey breast with a skewer (thickest part) and stick in a piece of raw spaghetti with 3 inches sticking out of the turkey. When the turkey is is nice and cooked and the meat is just the right moisture level the spaghetti will be limp and al dente at the top.

Lifehack, grandma style: Poke a hole through the turkey breast with a skewer (thickest part) and stick in a piece of…

It takes about 38 hours to cross New Eden from EVE Online (averaging 1 min per jump with no interruptions). That is 2280 Solar Systems to cross just in a straight line.

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I got one to add. You want a really really good deal. Send 3 of your buds out to look at the car first. Have each of them look at it them same day as you a few hours apart. Make sure they tear the shit out that car, act like complete ass holes, low ball the seller, and I mean really low ball like $150 (maybe even…

Not according to the Census dipshit. #lookedup https://www.census.gov/history/pdf/ac…

Yeah but your are a peasant.

Anyone who has ever worn one will know that it will succeed. My first time I was sitting at my desk at work and then Poof Oculus on I was at an Italian Villa standing at the ocean listening to the birds and watching ships sail by. The quality sucked. My eyes hurt a little after only 5min. But you know what I did after…

If they tilted the seats back and used a sort of corrugated style arrangement they could fit a lot more people in. The armrests of the passenger directly in front of you would be your foot rests. And the passenger’s headrest would lay directly between your legs. A sort of gynecological seating arrangement.

Finally a legitimate reason to be hiding in the bushes.

I like it when they try to pull this shit near Alaska. F-22 fighter wing is based there. The Russians don’t even know the F-22’s are on their tails until they visually see them.

If it were American military tech it would coated in gold with stacks of $10K bills for insulation.

Looks like a crude copy of the sonar buoys loaded up on P-3 Orion’s. I say crude due to the fact that none of those boards look mil-spec sealed and those electrical connections leave something to be desired (amateurish). Image is a COMPATT Sonar Transponder as an example.

What's the great mystery? We post videos of two girls crapping into a cup and then eating it and there are live beheadings and skinnings in Mexico/Africa/Asia/Everywhere everyday. Would you want to come and visit? Hell I don't even wana be here.