Oh, oh, I know this. It's an arm! Or a jumbotron! Or the game/play clock!

Just because someone is against war, doesn't mean they won't punch a schmuck who richly deserves it in their stupid simpering face.

Considering that so many Rebs who come here don't really know how to deal with non-whites and tout their Confederate "heritage" rather than being fully American, it's not really a surprise that this is your response. It's your lack of desire to assimilate that has caused the issue.

As a Seahawks fan, he's not allowed to give you that information.

Very nice.

Football gods LOVE the hot takes.

As a Seattleite and lifelong supporter of shit teams and runners-up, it's weird to see firsthand how a team's success (e.g. Pats, Steelers, and now Seahawks) attracts every awful human being within 100 miles to become detestable superfans. The only logical way to respond is to become totally dispassionate in my…

Dude. Garrett. Wear a helmet for the same reason you wear a condom. Either way, the consequences of not being protected will suck up all your time, money, and energy, and will age you prematurely.

SERIOUSLY. YES.

This is not being appreciated enough.

One has to respect the origins of the art to fully appreciate 300

I think you meant:

This comment was my favorite thing on the internet today.

I love this man so, so much. Thanks for posting this.
If you're not laughing with Marshawn here, I'm laughing at you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The swishing of the scarves is a little too affected for me. Oh, right. Portland.

The Sounders usually have a conductor leading the 35-55k attendees in singing the national anthem, which always always always beats any other rendition.

And that's where I'm gonna stop reading, because lion adoption leaves a much better mental feeling than the thing that this article was about that I have already suppressed the memory of.

What is going on with Deion's face and head? That's some weirdness, right? Was the rest of his forehead surgically removed?