despite the fact that he has accomplished almost nothing.

No, it doesn’t mean everything, but the 14,000 years he’s been acting haven’t exactly produced a ton of people claiming that Mark Harmon is some sort of sociopath (besides Perrette, that is). 

He pulled the kid of a friend of my sister’s out of a burning car (at considerable danger to himself), so I’ve always had a soft spot for him.

Multiple assaults in the workplace. Multiple assaults by homeless persons. Restraining orders against former partners. How unlucky can one person be?

Kristen is very brave. While the rest of us are rubbing coins together because of what Wall Street and the big banks have wrought, she has stood across from them, eye to eye and sternly asked: "what more can I do for you?". 

I was really surprised to learn how many openly gay people were accepted in the people temple. There were open gay men in relationships. That’s not something that comes up in a lot of these discussions. In a time period where being openly gay was dangerous and very stigmatizing, the People’s Temple was open. I had no…

It’s always better to buy a smaller size of a product with Vitamin C and finish it more quickly though since it oxidizes.

I am guilty of using Drunk Elephant C Firma, and effect was subtly amazing, if that could be understood. My melasma evened out and period caused acne hyperpigmentation marks went away. Like, after using it for a couple of months I wouldn’t feel the need to use foundation, just a bit of concealer mascara and lipstick.

Unlike most melanin-deprived North Carolinians, she had enough teeth to lie through.

Is she gonna carry a bow around with her as well? Cause that'd be cool as shit.

I thought the dog waiting at the door for Jack was the most emotionally stirring part of the movie. :( Poor pupper. 

She was to Kinney, that was actually a heart diamond. This pink ring is from christian, shes had it a while.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my favourite feature on Jezebel. Can’t wait for this year’s entries.

Bump. Register. Vote. Donate. Volunteer. Vote for the best progressive candidates in your Democratic primaries. If they don’t win, still vote for the Democratic candidate in your general, even if they’re a centrist shill. A centrist shill that helps Democrats gain control of the House is 100x more important than your…

Late to this party but chiming in anyway: In high school, I was thrilled to be asked to the homecoming dance by one of the star football players. The plan was to meet up after the game, then head to the gym for the dance. When I got to our designated meeting place, I was surprised to see that his entire family—mom,…

I really feel the date should have ended with a “Deere John” letter...

Oh, so a bird gets drunk and flies into stuff and it’s ok, but I get drunk and think I can fly and all of a sudden it’s “a safety issue” and “sir, please don’t make us tase you” and “the doctor will be over shortly to talk with you, but we can’t let you go in your current condition.”

He was a lot more deferential to Senator Durbin when they got into a back and forth where Durbin dared him to ask the White House counsel for a FBI investigation. For some reason, Judge Rapist felt confident in mouthing off and disrespecting a female Senator in an open hearing. 

Occam’s razor on why he’s lied so much about his drinking is that acknowledging he used to blackout regularly is an admission that it’s possible he committed these assaults while drunk and just doesn’t remember them. But my pet theory is that he’s an active alcoholic. I’m Irish - I haven’t always had a healthy…

I’m surprised it’s not “Chad Ludington III.”