This is incredible! I wish we had one of these for every week.... The Rethugs & Drumpf keep throwing so many distractions that I can’t fucking keep it all straight.

If he can cultivate widespread distrust in the FBI and CIA among his nutjob supporters and spineless constituents, then the results of their investigations on his illegal activities will be invalid.

Oh my god. I hadn’t even heard this, but I remember thinking, “Melania looks odd today,” while watching the news this morning. I just assumed it was a change of the cosmetic lip plumping/deflating variety, but conspiracy theories are more fun...

This is actually the first thing he’s done that made me cry. When we were engaged, my now-husband was active duty MC and did two deployments. I never went through what real military wives go through - more than anything, we didn’t have kids yet - but it was a constant effort to be chill. He’s still a reservist and…

Really puts into perspective how fucking worthless Trump is. As much needless suffering as Bush caused, he at least knew the most fundamental truth: that he was responsible for the life of every soldier under his command, and every single death was on his hands. He understood the gravity of his decisions. Trump does…

And seeing as how this is the 21st century, wouldn’t someone just send the $25K by direct deposit?

It almost makes me want to start a blog to track every explicit claim like that and see if any of them materialize. (Spoiler warning: doubt it)

So, full disclosure: I was an army wife for a period, divorced my ex who is still a soldier, and we are both happily remarried and we all get along, lalala

Girl if I knew the answer to that, do you think I would’ve dragged my ass to a baby shower last weekend?

I feel like *I* should get a body double for when I don’t feel like showing up for shit.

I’m betting Xanax and Dom Perignon.

In a hangar at Andrews AFB:

Well THIS is my favorite comment of the week, lol.

This year’s hottest costume: “Milania Trump”

Melania. Dear. You have too much money to dress so poorly.

no, but trumpito likely imagines it on the regular.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

I hate that I’m nostalgic for him, but W at least seemed to care about the nation on his own conservative level, and he didn’t care about bloviating or fame whoring or making his office about himself. Also, I’ve heard from the lobbyists I know that he was a genuinely sweet and friendly man. A pleasure to be around, if…

Right? Sometimes I dream about him being assassinated, then I’m thinking that he should be alive for Nuremberg 2.0 and then I dream of California and New York seceding and not giving him citizenship, thus forbidding him from entering and then he has to live with his constituents, and New York will seize his assets and…

I was not a GWB fan, but in the past few years, I think he has done good things. He has been painting vets and has progressed as a painter from not doing it all until after he left the White House.