Her parents are Dina and Michael Lohan. The poor girl never stood a chance.

In a statement regarding her Anti-Bullying stance, Melania made reference to how “Moose and Squirrel” are always blowing her and Trump up.

The moose and squirrel sounds like a trump sex ritual

Yep, this is the feeble hope I take to bed with me every night. Hey, it’s something, and more likely to happen than my winning the lottery.

Can’t Dems do something smart for once, take a play out of the Republican playbook and rebrand? Let’s call it Life Saving Legislation, or Violent Death Prevention. Gun Control is a dead phrase. Make them come out and say “I vote against death prevention”

I find it really unnerving that for the first time in my life I wake up every morning wishing deeply and sincerely that I will hear the news that someone died in his sleep. Someone orange.

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

I feel bad for anyone that dates Emily in the future.

Yep. It’s a mass case of Dunning-Kruger all over Fox News, because none of them has ever had to realize how much easier it is to be a lying asshole preaching to a dumbfuck choir than to acknowledge basic reality and appeal to more than the hateful Cletii of the world.

There can never be enough stories about Megan Kelly by Bobby. It’s like cashews in trail mix.

I love how hard Megyn Kelly is tanking now that she’s out of her comfort zone of spewing lies and propaganda

Today I learned that the NYT Style Guide requires that the word “nationalist” be rendered “working-class”. Interesting development.

I didn’t know I could fucking hate a person THIS much.

Virtually no President has accomplished what we have accomplished in the first 9 months

John Oliver also played that video of JudgeJeannine Pirro losing her shit on the NFL national anthem protest . OMG now I see why the people on my Facebook are such dicks if they watch Fox News . That bitch is crazy

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

It goes beyond this, too. They do Senior health screenings, vaccine clinics, ACA sign ups, they have pet vaccine clinics in the parking lot and do an annual community Thankgiving dinner. They copy all the coupons and hang them in the aisles. They have these awesome things called Combo Locos where you can get deals…

HEB. It’s a Texas/Mexico/Oklahoma chain that really needs to come to Nebraska.

I like you too! You know who Warren Zevon is. :)

Oh, thank God. Even though it may not make any difference to his conservative voters, it’s important to everyone’s sanity to describe and explain these financial shenanigans. At least it helps us feel more rational about the world.