Michael Cohen was Trump’s “fixer,” not just his lawyer (however bad he is at lawyering). Michael Cohen’s records contain the sewage of Trump’s business and personal life. No wonder Trump is freaking out. I’ll bet there are things in Cohen’s records, like payments for abortions, that even evangelicals will find it hard…

Cohen doesn’t bring a briefcase to meetings. He brings a baseball bat.

His most recent lender was one division of Deutschebank. No one else would lend him money. Now Jared’s trying pay for play with foreign governments on his and his father-in-law’s behalf. The Trumps are a global mob family, just like the Russians.

Running for president was the worst mistake Trump ever made.

Waking up to FBI agents standing at the foot of your bed is definitely not a good morning.

It appears that Cohen doesn’t have regular clients, other than Donald Trump. He’s like Tom Hagen’s idiot brother.

You are far from alone. We’re going to have a major liver disease epidemic if Cheeto Jesus finishes a term.

Mine are John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and Stephen Colbert. I miss Jon Stewart!

My husband saw Avenatti at a grocery across the street from the courthouse at lunchtime. Said he looked like he might be recognized and was disguising himself behind cereal boxes.

Well, you’re prescient!

I’m dead!

Yes, and everyone knows what you mean.

No good lawyers want to work for Trump because he doesn’t listen to their advice, and he doesn’t pay his bills. Plus, anyone he gets involved with winds up with no career.

I don’t understand why she couldn’t have just shut a door on him or something. Maybe call the police to get those halfwits away from her.

The producers made him go back in. They suck. Hard.

Democrats are also currently in the minority.

I love her gown. Those sleeves! Hope she wins.

They are both too in love with the sound of their own voices to change. I view them both as relics from the past. And I’m older than either of them!

He’s down to about 35% support now, and this was before the whole no NRA/yes NRA, due process (which upset the right-wingers more than the threat of taking their guns), and the appalling tariff issue. That approval rating is in Nixon territory just before he resigned.

That turned out to be propaganda. They tried to create such a cool new nuke, but all the test missiles crashed. Trump wouldn’t say a word if Russia unleashed a worldwide Ebola plague and took credit for it.