I just got promoted to full-time! Extra vacation time, here I come!

I am about to lay the flooring in my front room- BY MYSELF. I pulled all the carpet last week. (Also by myself) . I will be glad when this project is done.

I plan to cackle, shake my head, and pop some popcorn from here on out.

He was making fun of her and it went over her head. He got a long super well with Michelle Obama, but only a horrible person wouldn’t get along with Michelle Obama.

Why do folks assume Miss Jenner doesn’t want it? It’s super fucking easy to not have a kid. She’s pregnant cuz she wants to be. This whole thread is pissing me off.

If that’s not a stifled giggle at 0:06, I don’t know what is.

Wow, that sure looks intentional.

Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

You’re racist and think all black dudes look the same?

I think this is a bad way to view life—-as a game. She didn’t “beat you; this isn’t Monopoly. She’s 20 and you’re 35. These are completely different life circumstances. People would be a lot happier if we stopped comparing ourselves to people with unlimited resources or youth. This is the hand that she was dealt and…

Rob and Kylie are half-siblings. They share the same mother. I have no idea how to untangle those prospective next-gen jenners though.

You know that brain maturity thing isn’t a static constant, right?

I know, right? Does broke mean only being able to have a two bedroom apartment in New York City instead of three? Living in a building without a 24 hour doorman? Do you rent your summer house instead of own?

I feel you. I’m all: “Why would anyone be invested in this mindless tripe?!”

Yes I think we all get that, but thousands of people get pregnant across the globe all the time. Why is this the specific pregnancy that makes Lena whine about her friends being triggered? Why not the Duggar girls? Why not those Teen Mom gals who now all seem to have two or three kids? It just seems a chance to throw…

Lena Dunham is already trying to take the attention off the kid and back onto herself, because that’s her move.

lol @ that fan art, drawing the baby to be lighter than Kylie.

I have always been very meh dgaf about Dunham, but for some reason, her saying people were triggered makes me hate her.

Lena Dunham said (via Twitter) that some of her friends were “triggered” by Kylie’s pregnancy? Why? What does that even mean? Why would one person care so much about the uterine occupancy status of a person they don’t even know?