Isn’t Paris kind of old for the festival scene? I know she probably isn’t nearly as old as I think. I think of her being about 40 which I know can’t be true, but it seems like she’s been around FOREVER. But still, truly young people must think she’s old.

Klicks and komplaints.

Why does this site love them? I cannot understand it. At all.

Reading about Paris Hilton does kinda make me want to barf, but this is Dirt Bag, right? Not Barf Bag? Mayhaps we have too many bags...

I don’t have the mental power to give you a good response, but good for you for getting out of your depression. I think guided meditation is helpful and to-do lists for maintaining momentum in life. Good luck and best wishes.

I got about 5 seconds in and had to end it right there, because I realized I’d have to listen to Trump speak.

Me reading your response:

I am having a really hard time being grown right now. I am having to do something I’ve never done before because I moved to a different state: change my driver’s license and car registration over and get new car insurance. It is stressing me the hell out. Especially since I just found out my registration expired in…

I finally punched through a bout of depression that has lasted, on and off, for the better part of the last three years. I’ve done a lot of hard work and fiddled with different things to help and I seem to have gotten a handle on it. Now I’m faced with how to put my life back together. I’ve really let my career fall…

Circle Jerk

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

I made an open thread for it because it needs one. It’s crazy. http://jezebel.com/open-thread-can-we-come-up-with-a-name-for-these-insan-1798719927

In other story, Mike Pence flew down to Texas and, whether intentionally or not, highlighted what a completely callous piece of worm shit Trump by doing the following things Trump didn’t do on his visit on Tuesday.

It’s not the plastic surgery per se, it’s what the plastic surgery represents. KK made her name and massive profit from having a body shape for which black women have been denigrated, criticized, policed, and which whites have historically used as an excuse for everything from the supposed undesirability of black…

Plastic surgery in order to to get a more stereotypically black body.

Everything.

I know it’s cultural appropriation but it’s really cultural laundering (a term I’ve just invented that’s a portmanteau of cultural appropriation and money laundering): take ill-gotten gains (say, R&B music), run it through a front (change something, slightly), and suddenly your ill-gotten gains are clean (white people…

it’s really too bad you can’t wash them, I dropped mine and now it has cat hair all over it

Once again let us recite the parable of the asshole on the roof.

Re: “celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t,” the thing about this column is that it’s explicitly about what celebrities do, and what Jessica Chastain did was thoughtlessly give more credibility to the term “alt-left” via a tweet to her 575,000 followers (many of whom called her out of them), only…