There’s no excuse for changing a baby’s diaper on a table in a restaurant. None. Just take the baby out of there poopy. You can find a patch of grass or quieter sidewalk, hopefully you’ve got a changing pad or can grab a long piece of paper towel from the bathroom,  but your coat or sweater might have to do. Hell,…

High on life and probably attending Hillsong Church! :/

For real. Eat the rich AND smoke their weed!

It’s also easy to be high on life when you’re born never having to worry about paying your cell phone bill, or how you’re going to deal with your student loans, and to basically have success handed to you. Also, I don’t believe him for a second.

Only if it’s been licked first.

This is actually really funny.

He has plenty of time to grow into his face, but yes, that is a plain child.

My younger brother is in his mid-30s and he and his girlfriend moved in with my mom to help her out after we lost my dad to cancer last year, so you can fuck right off with this smug, shitty take.

Half-days are the worst. You still have to get dressed and travel to work, ruins the whole day

Broke mine eating a salad.  Goddam LETTUCE.

GOD YES. No one needs your music, Karen!

As someone who coughs constantly due to allergies and asthma, I get so angry when I get a nice spot on a beach (or a park or any kind of outdoor venue) and some a-hole shows up later, sits near me and starts smoking.  Extra angry if they decide to bring their own music and crank it up to eleven.

“How was your vacation?”

I’m brutally honest about my vacations. Like the time I threw a temper tantrum on the beach when an older couple settled upwind of me and started chainsmoking blunts. Nothing like a refreshing ocean breeze mixed with skunk. For HOURS.

So, forget the fact that Pete’s father was killed in a very tragic and traumatic event, and that kind of shock changes the dynamics of surviving family members like him and his mom.

$300k a year is a lot of money, but yeah it’s nothing compared to what most “celebs” are pulling. 

Plus, she’s thirsty in general, always has been. 

LOL!  The really funny part is that he played hockey for 30 years and never lost a tooth. Is that irony?

I quite literally just said that out loud. WTF did she do?

What is a “Shay Mitchell?” She looks like she’s about to do a live-action version of Cats, right there, is all I know.