Brexit smexit, come over if you want! The bonus for your plans are that most of our larger museums & galleries (and many smaller ones) are free, with suggested donation boxes which you can easily walk by without being guilted into using (but please donate something if you can, it’s always gratefully received).

My favorite line from Call the Midwife was the first episode when the wacky nun told the new midwife, I believe we are compelled to go in search of cake.

Best part was Michelle Obama talking about how they were worried about protocol and Queen Elizabeth II was all “sit where you like, it’s all rubbish.”

How dare this choad? Have you reported him? 

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Hello from hospital! After a week of throwing up violently, I finally drove to ER, where i immediately threw up all over the floor. So far labs, CATscan, sonograms all look okay. No big problem revealed. However, this extreme nausea is not abating, and I'm really suffering. I'll take some thoughts and prayers, please!

Knew a girl in first year uni, who may as well have been the Karen Smith to your Regina George and Gretchen Wieners, who went out on a whim and got the most basic-bitch, Disney-knock-off fairy tattoo on her lower hip. Karen said she regretted it the second it was finished and every once and a while I think of her, as…

I know this dude from living in his district; I even knew him when he was a teenager already dreaming of a dynastic political career, all greedy-eyed ambition with no regard for civic duty. He’s an utterly charmless, excruciatingly arrogant, douchebag. Absolutely NO charisma and deeply stupid in every way possible. I…

I was afraid of something like this happening, so when I was in Japan I asked for a portrait of my dog as origami and it’s PERFECTION! It’s about the size of a credit card and the small details are unreal

The only bearable part of all this horseshit is his CONSTANTLY BEING RATIOED.

That dude looks like he eats food by unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.

I think what he’s saying is he wants us all to shit our pants in fear every time we see him, rather than pointing and laughing the way we do now.

“Gaetz claims that the only thing standing in the way of his aspiration is that he ‘can’t dance for shit.’” 

One more thing - our daughter, born in China, has always said she’s going to get “Made in China” tattooed on her lower back eventually.  Kind of clever, I think.

Nah, President Pelosi would have has more fun ideas. Turning Trump Tower into affordable housing for new immigrants, for example?

Rumor is his 177th St apartment is being raided.  That could be related to NYAG.

This is absolutely delicious...

Lock him up. Forever.