For a rather young guy, Justin Bieber looks chewed up and spit out.

Is there such a thing as bangable Republican? It’s like edible footwear, those two things don’t go together. Or composting nukes. I’m just spitballing here. 

Whatever they’re doing, they appear to be having more fun than actually married people.

I’m actively rooting against it, I want that divorce messy and long with lots of nasty disclosures to the press and court. Bieber’s whole ‘transformation’ is just crap with that christian brand scientolgy church he belongs to.

Why do we care of Baldwin and Bieber have a prenup?

Is it just me or are people’s faces getting longer?  We’re like a nation of collies.

He’s on some serious drugs so his stache should be the last of his worries:

Bieber’s stache looks like it smells so bad. 

He is the only one who thinks US v Nixon was wrongly decided and also posits that the President is immune to subpoena or prosecution. 

God bless you Mr Ronan Farrow.

If we needed any more evidence—to be honest, we probably don’t at this point!—that Representative Ron DeSantis, the Republican candidate for governor in Florida, is an out and out racist...

OMG yes. He waged war on her career because JT cried bitch tears? Fuck that sack of rotten lard. Also screw Timberlake, that guy is like warm milk without the relaxation factor.

yep, prince hated the guy and all of mpls does too. 

Yep and the dress was made by Lee McQueen and his team. McQueen was a designing/sewing savant who do thing like just picture a sewing pattern on a piece of fabric and cut it out from scratch. He designed gowns that could hold up to the weight of taxidermy birds and a human skeleton. If he designed something weak…

Thank you. There’s no way this was a “wardrobe malfunction”. The timing of the incident perfectly coincided with the lyrics ““gonna have you naked by the end of this song”.  Really, is anyone obtuse enough to believe this wasn’t planned? 

To honour the pledge I made whenever I come across an article in which Justin Timberlake is mentioned:

Sexuality is only good when it’s of benefit to you, remember?

Yeah, I still am mad that JT was invited to perform at the SuperBowl in Minneapolis. Fuck him & Les Moonves. They’re both assholes.

... I really hope you told the mom. Because that’s very. fucked. up.