Did anyone have trouble getting through that drivel?

I think you missed the sarcasm. Or did you just up the ante?

I call them nipple rings.

So why don't LGBT community sites cater to white, heterosexual male gamers? I demand special recognition!

I don't recall there being a weakness attached to being racoon or fire Mario in the old games. Is that something new?

Ever played Mirror's Edge? Serious vertigo in that game.

I was going to crack a glorious master race joke, but looks like Chicken Pawks beat me to it.

Yeah, but he's not selling anything.

Well, it's pretty much the same game but with added power ups. So yeah, I would say that makes it easier. You'll basically never run out of lives on the GBA version.

It's also a lot easier than the original, with added power-ups and 1-ups to be had left and right.

Well there's the Corvette, for one. Manual was an optional extra for 1997 when my dad ordered one. Not sure if that's still the case, but it would not surprise me.

I beg to differ. I know most people that own these will swap some 22s or some shit, but I think an Impala SS with factory rims is a damn fine looking car.

It's not on any exam I've ever seen. I've never been tested on parallel parking, and I've renewed my license at least four times.

Eliminating the roof of the vehicle severely reduces rigidity, and therefor impacts handling. The frame can be reinforced to counter this, but then you're adding weight.

You're a walking cliché.

That chin begs to differ.

It explains the chin at least.

Are you really getting worked up about killing polygon people? They're not real. Kill em all if you want to.

You, good sir, have been served.

Do those Logitech wheels work on 360?