We already knew cars were way better than bicycles. It's not like this is some new revelation! I'd choose any GM product over a bicycle. Yes, ANY!

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

I didn't know anyone hated Bonk! How the hell is that even possible?

I've always enjoyed Jaws on NES. Also, I logged a ton of hours on E.T. as a child.

Now that's a trap I'd willingly fall into.

I see Nazi stuff like that at all kinds of flea markets and gun shows anywhere in the US.

Poison could trap me any day!

If you're in the US, the post office will be closed on Monday. It's Columbus Day.

It isn't quite as tranquil when you consider Paris' ancient sewer system backing up onto the street with the rest of the flood water.

Where I live, if you don't pay your registration fee then your car is no longer registered and you must turn in your plates. When you are ready to drive again, go to the DMV, pay the reasonable registration fee and pick up your new plates. Simple as that!

Did you notice the raccoon tail?

I feel that I'm largely responsible for Chesapeake, VA, at number 4.

Glad someone is having a good day. I wedged my car under a school bus this morning on the way to work. It was a low speed fender bender and no one was hurt. The bus was undamaged and I don't think the driver even felt the impact, but the front of my car looks like shit. I don't want to be at work now, but I'm…

The raccoon tail is somewhat symbolic of the franchise. The boxart of Mario 3 is pretty iconic, and is the first picture that comes to my mind at least when someone mentions Mario.

I'll just print up some gas masks.

I already have A DVD burner. Now I need to get this device, and maybe a food replicator, and I'll never buy physical goods ever again.

Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder. I need to get that DLC. I haven't even touched the co-op yet.