I was wondering how long it would take someone from the IWC to scream bloody murder for pointing out a legit area he needs to improve on. That being said, WWE will push him to the moon (and rightly so) for the next three years or so before putting him in a Chris Jericho-type super-enhancement role for upcoming main…

I think if they keep treating him as a “special attraction” as opposed to trotting him out there for 15 minute promos with Dolph, he’ll be fine.

Top star, I dunno. His promos will never get there, and for good or bad, those are as important as the ring work. But there’s no reason they can’t keep putting him against Dolph or A.J. (seriously, find that Wrestle Kingdom match if you haven’t seen it) and see how long his charisma carries him. He sure is fun to…

That’s okay. The C’s can just use their No.1 overall pick in the draft to get a guy as good as LeBron for next year. That’s how this works, right?

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

The fact that he was a sociopathic murderer actually does makes his suicide much less sad than, say, the suicide of a normal person that never felt the need to kill someone over a spilt cocktail.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

Raptors stars are both a tier below what you’d need to make real noise in the playoffs. Great effort team, somewhat talented, never going to do anything groundbreaking. This was over as soon as they moved past Milwaukee, and I was a tad surprised they managed to nut up for that series

Maybe it’s a tactic, to lure you back to good old cable.

But I as an avid non cable user since like 2007, just don’t watch enough to want to add more stuff to watch.

Are you alright, Melania?

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

I want a Claire Temple series where everyone else cameos.

I mean, I guess it stands but it’s not related to the content of the article at all.

Can’t vouch for this, but...

Don’t really care one way or the other about whether he claims wins that don’t actually exist, but I’m wondering why going either 10-3 or 11-2 (either way they didn’t win or share a Big 12 title) and winning the Alamo Bowl is worthy of commemorative rings.

I swear to God I remember Sinbad being an all star center in the NBA from the mid 90s well into the aughts, but people are telling me it was actually this dude’s dad.

The best female tennis player of all time

“why didn’t the Andre the Giant Memorial battle royal break the ring? why didn’t they just reinforce the ring, like Gorilla Monsoon used to say?”

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

Dolph is a great *bumper* but a lousy *seller*. The guy tumbles like a sneaker in a dryer, but never seems like he takes any damage.