I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

This is dumb because it does not even accurately reflect history. I do think it’s funny you might believe European men showed up on the shores of Africa, enslaving the natives by running them down and shackling them, though

Dude is raining missiles on Syria as we speak.

Here’s the thing: No team’s primary logo currently features a raptor. So, if that’s out and we’re left to choose from the teams that actually have animals in their logos, the closest to peaking 75 million years ago is... a hornet?

“Is that an NCAA thing or a Georgetown thing?”

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.

Cuonzo Martin won some postseason games at Tennessee. He took them to the Sweet Sixteen in 2014. But that’s okay; most Tennessee fans don’t remember that or give him credit for it either.

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

No.

That line is literally in the sub-headline, so you didn’t read any of the profile... It’s a corny line, but it made me chuckle.

Dan Snyders’ not denying it’s his mouthpiece!

^This. Personally I thought I was the last person watching Scandal, let alone, the only male.

Hey, piece of shit. It’s NAIA, not Division II - you don’t have to even look it up. It’s in the fucking video.

Really loved how Suarez couldn’t decide whether he should pretend to have been elbowed or pushed in the back, then settled on pretending he’d been stabbed in the throat.

This was fucking excellent.

The real story is Adam Schefter scooping Woj.

UCLA, Arizona, or Oregon. If any of those three win the Pac-12 tourney they should be the #1 seed in the West over Gonzaga.

Oh great. Now you’re hounding me about that shit, too.

Sounds like a guy contemplating moving in with his girlfriend