Yes, just stand up a little to point and shoot

I’ve always wanted to know this as a guy who’s 6'10 275. What happens when you knock on someone’s door and the dude is bigger than you? Like you’re a big cat, and most of the time i’m sure you’re towering over people, so you probably have no problem walking and talking shit because most people are gonna cower at your…

You sit on the toilet and jack it while watching porn on your phone. Then you shoot in the toilet and go on with your day. There is no mess, nothing to clean up and you just flush the fucking toilet. People who do otherwise are idiots and I have no respect for them

Ok so The Uber guy is so dumb. When I was in college I had one of those visa gift cards that was pre-paid and tied to a bank account. My parents would load it up monthly with $500 bucks and i’d use it to purchase beer and pizza and pretend I needed it for school. One month, I was about halfway through the month and I…

I’m willing to bet that the players argument wins out. It's nothing against Walton, I like him as a young coach, but Vinny Del Negro would have won 35 of his first 40 games with these warriors. Walton better get a superstar, and quickly.

Uber driver here...and I'm not here to defend uber drivers because at this point I'm the only uber driver I know. Maybe I'm not hustling right but I as a driver I don't have any control over when I start the meter nor do I have any control of when you are contacted to say I'm at the location. The app does all of that.…

I honestly didn’t know what to reply to with all of these garbage comments. The Back in the day guy is hilarious, and the guy that took Marcus Smart over Kemba Walker and Isiah Thomas was hilarious. I love the notion that Jeff Hornacek would have been a top three player in today’s NBA. Like that’s what were talking…

I refuse to stand for this. We can’t sit around and call every layup where the guy almost touches the rim a dunk. I deem myself master of naming dunks and this my friends, this is not a dunk.

You could convince me that a Papi, Stugotz, Lebatard trio is the ESPN equivalent of New Day as long as Papi and LeBatard did all the talking. We don’t need Kofi/Stugotz on the mic to much

Meh...Tirico is an Asshole also: http://deadspin.com/191242/here-ar…

Katie Nolan right now:

I’m gonna assume D’Angelo Russell’s profile pic is really Swaggy P.

I feel like the NFL is so excited about this decision but no one else in the world cares since this happened like 30 years ago.

Let’s see him drink his way out of prison like he did the NFL!

When did Redford decide the only acceptable calls for home run are dinger and donger? Did I miss the memo?

God this is gonna suck watching John Wall stand around and shoot bad shots at the end of each possession.

I saw the quote yesterday and immediately thought about Stanley from the Friday series. No one gave a shit about that dude and no one cares about Stanley Johnson. Wait until Reggie Jackson tries to fight him next game because LeBron goes for 40 14 and 12 because good ol Stanley couldn't keep his mouth shut.

The easiest answer to these people is to simply ask what they would do if there favorite actor died. Would they be sad? Would they go rewatch the movies? Do you realize Optimus prime isn't really fighting with Mark Wahlberg?

As a current 33 year old man, I can attest that if allowed to play high school basketball, I’d be all-state