We’ll never know if the cops could have resolved this differently if they hadn’t returned fire.

I glanced only briefly at the LA Times article, so perhaps I missed details, but advising someone to call the cops on a black man you ostensibly like is odd advice.

No, blackface not ok, not the same issue.

Ok, who would you cast? Jared Leto?

But she’s a terrible actress. 

My main complaint about Johansen in anything is she’s a really ad actress.

This is true in almost all cases, yes. But would the Packers be willing to let Aaron Rodgers sit an entire year?

Fair enough! I have no real time stamp to know either, but man, if its really been that long it is truly the gif that keeps on “giffing” (gotta use the alternate pronunciation of the g).

I realize the theatrics are part of the game and judging by reactions a football stud to the ankle is roughly on par with a sniper round to the back but Neymar’s writhing, recumbent samba had me clutching pearls and subconsciously guarding my huevos. My thoughts were not with Neymar but with humanity and specifically…

the Brazilians add a particular, graceful, twirl to their dives. truly, the beautiful game.

Just moved to LA after 15 years in NY... best lifestyle change ever! Promised land 100. At some point in life you really have to ask yourself, is the bullshit worth it? At least in LA you can shit the bullshit out and live a good life with great weather. Swamp ass not included.

Oh right...and did I mention that the versatile center will probably be injured in a couple years?  This is a team with a decent floor and an ominously low ceiling.

In a sea of fucking terrible posts, this gem will drift away unnoticed....

LeBron didn’t like the fact that he’d have to sit out a year after joining the Sixers.

Does this hurt his chances of going to Houston?

The Chucker isn’t even why I hate OKC, it’s their insufferable fanbase.

How is LeBron a villain? He brought the only title to his hometown team and beat the shithead Warriors to do so.

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

So it seems that Philly Process only involves pissing off their entire fanbase for no reason at all. James chose LA like almost immediately after meeting with the Philly reps.
Now, they get to enjoy captain bricks and a pissed off fan base after trading a hometown college favorite!

Isaiah Thomas is already in town.

Smart move, getting eliminated by the Warriors earlier in the post season frees up more vacation time. Also, I’m happy that this happened because now Lavar has to deal with a son not being the face of a franchise outside of Lithuania