If I were him, though, I'd stay away from those meatballs.

I bet he has a nice new expensive watch waiting in his hotel room.

Such a bullshit game. Once again this same ref refused to use VAR to award Sweden a penalty, but of course there can’t be anything shady surrounding FIFA, that would be impossible.

Oh you must be new to Billy Haisley’s articles. 

I think it is supposed to be joke based on the first article he linked about how mad people were about Landon Donovan doing an ad for mexico, combined with a match recap. But it wasn’t particularly funny.

It’s okay, Billy writes poorly and is bad at sarcasm. You’re excused for not being able to parse it out. 

Great game and the Fox feed is awesome, Stuey Holden and John “live group standings fellator” Strong definitely don’t make you want to bury a telephone in their heads.

Id argue they should’ve been in an even bigger hole. That was a clear penalty on Boateng in the first half and probably would’ve been a red. They were very fortunate. To not even go to VAR was unexplainable.

The ref had to have been the happiest man in the stadium when that shot went in

Should have been 2-0 Sweden i the first half. That was a penalty. God-fucking-damn.

whenever I get mad about national political developments, I just choose a neighbor at random to harass on NextDoor. it doesn’t make me feel any better and it certainly confuses them, but at least I’m making the world a worse place on the local level

Nah, we’d rather get rid of the Department of Education. Which makes perfect sense, since any education is a deterrent to becoming a Republican voter, as Mr. I-Love-the-Poorly-Educated straight up admitted.

I’m gonna be so pissed at NY if she doesn’t win the primary.

ICE set up a checkpoint on I-95 in Maine yesterday where they stopped drivers and asked for proof of citizenship. Anyone who couldn’t provide proof to their satisfaction was required to LEAVE THE HIGHWAY. ICE has a mandate to set up checkpoints like this anywhere within 100 miles of a US border. If you look at a map,…

Bravo.

Never thought I’d vote for a “Sex and the City” cast member in a political contest and yet here we are.

And this here is why I have no faith in the utility of centrists. They’ll shout about decorum till they get burned alive by fucking Trump supporters.

“He who fights monsters should beware that he himself does not become a monster” is not, contra Rep. Hoyer, followed by “so, better not to fight monsters at all.”

The GOP held a SCOTUS seat hostage for a year. But let’s worry about decorum.

the idea freezers preserve food is not new. The title is referring to the number of breakfasts this recipe makes: “You now have enough eggs to make eight breakfast sandwiches and nine breakfast burritos.” Considering the point of the recipe is about efficiency, these breakfasts make sense if you are super busy and…