Jesus Christ. I know we all hate Lavar but that is the stupidest thing I’ve heard in the last week and we’ve been on LeBron watch...

That’s a funny joke, but nobody in LA rocks those anymore this is 2018. Maybe in Cleveland...

Like smokes weed and surfs, I'm pretty sure he's ok with this.

This is so great. There are going to be countless throw me into the sun bad takes that come out of this. Not to mention all the Kobe stans eating their own shit. Also, shoutout to all the dumb ass Celtics, Phillies, and Cavs fans who thought they had a single fucking chance. You’re all idiots.

Straight outta the early 90's internet days.

Holy fuck you people are idiots.

The first and hopefully only time I root for Portugal.

It’s the face no longer located on the head?

Fucking Germany Sweden too.

I would be all in on this team if Lius Suarez wasn't such a worthless piece of shit.

Lol. You wish.

Lol. I love it all but you're a fool if you think you can’t make more money in LA.

He should of lost in the first round to the Pacers this year. He gone.

He just wants money and doesn't care about winning. This team isn't winning shit.

LeBron's Kobe years are here.

“that $130 million tax bill would be the largest in NBA history. And that’s to hold together the basic shape of a team that lost in six games to the Utah Jazz in the opening round of the playoffs.”

Oh yeah i forgot Saddam just gave up power after a bunch of people walked around. Actually if you look it up literally zero governments have been toppled by a fucking march. Blood is always shed during power struggles. Seriously what fucking planet do you live on where War isn’t a thing? But yeah waking around with…

Another brilliant economics lesson from Professor Dipshit. Remind me again where you got PhD in macro economics.

I seriously wish you the best of luck. But i disagree with you that any of the things you mentioned amount to anything. 

How long until this starts to work?