As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

As the Sheriff pulled up, “Holy Cow” is all he could say.

That’s why we steer clear of thieves.

That’s udderly ridiculous!

I grew up watching batman reruns. They were campy, funny, colorful, goofy and absolutely awesome, even with their cheap carboard sets and Cesar Romero’s mustache under his greasepaint makeup. And then I got older, and we got new Batmen. Each more serious than the last. Serious. Grim. Dark. Not fun at all.

This car is…

Time for an Insurance Discount for all Manual transmissions....it’s the least annoying anti-theft device out there.

Jump in a similar vintage Volvo or Mercedes. You’ll find it there too.

For what 400k?

Thanks, Camry owner. :-).

What I wanna know is why y’all sniffing crayons?

I have to laugh at this because the other day I saw someone freak out when their car did that. I saw them signal left, then right, then left, then right, then finally left again, and after 3 flashes, it turned off. I had to chuckle because I knew exactly what happened since I had done that before too. I could just…

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

You know the mandate on newer cars where, if you lightly push the turn signal switch without fully engaging it, it’ll still illuminate the turn signals three times? Well... I guess Ford managed to get around this rule for the weirdos like me out there who just want one single illumination (for like a lane change with…

My favorite because its the one I know the answer to.

Let me make this very clear: A Porsche 912E with 88 horsepower is still, amazingly, a Porsche. A Lexus with 600 hp (or more) is still a Camry.

How does it do J-turns?

I can tell you it’s top speed is 537,599 furlongs per fortnight. I hope that helps.

How does it compare with the following vehicles?

Why does it look like a F-Type?

How can I acquire one for around $212,000 under base price?