Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

like Vigo The Carpathian’s pissed as hell that Tao fucked up his dinner reservations

The one behind him was 98mph. Man, this guy is so testy!

They drafted everyone with the exception of Durant... why you so salty?

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

I know, right? Forget straight up racism in Boston. Ain’t nothing as “insufferable” as Oaklanders running with a Drake lyric.

Pedroia wasn’t mad about it why are you? I’m so sick and tired of players trying to “police” the game. It’s cry baby bullshit.

Lol, no. He didn’t. He executed a normal pop up slide used all the time in baseball. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

You’re actually an idiot.

Love her. She has so much fun, I can’t help but enjoy watching her while I sit on my couch with a bowl of chips and a 32oz soda.

This might give that dumb Juciero a run for it’s money in usefulness

That left jab though.... damn

The left jab when he comes back for round two was my favorite. I mean, the aggressor is wearing his Sunday Finest punch-me face, leads with his chin, and is clearly anticipating the right.... and then wham, the left puts him on his heels again.

I WAS ASKING WADE

Wade—first time/long time. Do you shower in the morning before work, or at night before bed? I’ll hang up and listen.

I can only imagine the overwhelming amounts of schadenfreude experienced by the occupants of the red minivan, which he crossed the double yellow to pass only moments before, when they rolled up on that scene.

Cool. Are we gonna get a recap of Sunday’s NLD or what? I know the Deadspin staff are die-hard Gooners (it autocorrected that to “Goobers”—which is accurate) but... it would be nice to do some revelling TBH.

I thought this was going to be one of those Deadspin posts where they ask a ridiculous question in the headline, and then the body of the post in its entirety is just: “No”

Cameramen almost bought it a couple times. Sure mark of a good sport

Oooh, a GV plus. Look at you Mr Bourgeoisie.