What the fuck?

This is the craziest god damn post you’ve ever put on kinja.

BOOOOO GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT NOISE

I still like Simmons. I don’t disagree with most of the (sane) criticisms people have of him, but I enjoy much of his work, particularly his NBA stuff. So ... *shrug*

John Oliver was the first person to suggest owners build their own stadiums....in 2015?

That’s...not how plagiarism works.

I want to make that gif of Bautista getting punched into soap so I can bathe in it.

Apparently they went with the A&P Ken Doll model.

Skinned I guess I can understand, but why make the boys wear kit that makes them look neutered?

Oh Gawd, why do I feel bad for a collection of pixels without feeling.

The funny thing is, normally I almost always go Water starter, for whatever reason. Ever since Squirtle on my Blue version.

I saw the starters and was like “sweet, Litten looks so cool! Maybe I’ll go Fire for once” and didn’t think about it again.…

that one is pretty good, but there is another version with a towel bar that also lets you fully recline it, a cooler pouch, and wood armrests with built in cup holders. that’s the best one.

that one is pretty good, but there is another version with a towel bar that also lets you fully recline it, a cooler…

Killer Mike is pretty fuckin’ sweet.

Short list (I'm old), but Run The Jewels was pretty cool.

Thank you for being the only person on kotaku to even talk about CS:GO, not sure why it doesnt get posted more. Would much rather see more of these than more mario maker crap.

Or worse yet is when the toilet paper tears after every. damn. sheet. So I sound like im making crafts in the stall instead of doing my business.
PROTIP: always go at work. Get paid for it!

I work with a guy that tried to kill himself a couple years back. Not a cry for help type. But a gun to the face type. Luckily, he lived and seems to be in a much better place. I have been a lot nicer to him the last few years. Mainly for self preservation, I mean if he can shoot himself in the fucking face, I see no…

Did we read the same article? I love rally! But I know I’m crazy, I just wanted to figure out who else is, too.

I would say “Cheers” instead of “Thanks” to mix it up

Pitbull’s legit made me laugh out loud at my desk.

I’m 100% on board with honey on pizza.