I might want to order Local Beer Company’s Electric Kitten Revenge, but that name alone—absent any kind of description about the beer—doesn’t give me anything other than a hunch about the drug preferences of Local Beer Company.

The word is just ingrained too much into our generations vocabulary.

I love pointing this out to everyone who will listen which might be why everyone keeps scootching away from me at the bar. COYS!

Good Kinja.

I’m hopeful for a payout, but ok... So in ESB they plan to evade the imperials by going to Cloud City and they actually walk into a trap and they try to fight out but it doesn’t work and they’re caught.

But I’d argue that is where movies differ from real life. In a movie if the story has them always trying a “this plan is so crazy it just might work” plan and it always works then that is stupid lazy writing and people would complain about the deus-ex-machina required. If they try a “this plan is so crazy it just…

But they didn’t fail, they just did pointless things.  What they did wasn’t even necessary or useful so it didn’t feel like we watched them attempt to overcome something and fail it just felt like they threw in a story line for no reason.

Well according to The Last Jedi when everything goes wrong you go to some casino planet and get a pointless codebreaker that gets you onto a ship to do something that you don’t even end up doing and are pointlessly trapped and then you escape all while having accomplished nothing.

I’m just starting to explore these after listening to some of Audible’s “audio dramas” and I’ve enjoyed Mission to Zyxx which is a sci-fi/improv comedy podcast with great sound design. Only just started but I’ve enjoyed it as the improv isn’t too “improv-y” if that makes sense. I also just started Wolf 359 and love…

Hey that’s 1Oak in LA. He’s gotta be the only person there with a positive opinion on cocaine.

Fish, fish, you got your wish...

No way, man Lebron and KD almost weigh the same amount (250 vs 240). How the fuck are they gonna be able to move? You gotta go light on top!

Ooooh I like this. Steph (6'3", 190lbs) and Javale (7'0", 270lbs) is a pretty damn solid combo. You’ve got Javale’s athleticism and lanky-ass arms with Steph’s relatively low weight and shooting. The problem of next best is that the guy on top isn’t really going to be dribbling so you really just want a pure shooter…

They should implement handball rules where you can only have the ball for 3 seconds at a time, but maybe make it like 8 seconds of dribbling before it’s an “illegal offense” or someshit I don’t know just make it stoooooop...

It looks to me that JR is yelling at Lue, but I can only imagine he is saying “Why didn’t anyone ever teach me how to fight over a screen?”

Even saying that they are “killed in protests” makes it seem plausible that the protests themselves became violent and people died instead of “civilian protesters killed by Israeli army.” God damn.

Do you play at a “Friday Night Magic” event or just with friends? I’ve always wanted to try a FNM game but I’m such a noob that I’m intimidated.

Jesus Christ all those Nyquil and alcohol drinks are terrifying. Nyquil has a fuck-ton of acetaminophen in it combined with alcohol is a recipe for immediate liver failure and eventual kidney disease. Hope they’re all ok.

Damn. I’m sorry.

They strike me as the kind of people who act however, wherever, and whenever the fuck they want, with no care as to who might be watching or how their behavior affects other people.