Obvious sarcasm is obvious, non?

But so far all I’ve been able to see regarding Franco is that he texted with a 17 year old, and then vague tweets that don’t really say anything? So it seems like those are actions that CAN be made up for?

Sorry, Skipper. -Dan Le Batard.

Exactly! The quotes from the Pats post game prove that, and especially against a team that you know is well-coached there is NO reason to think that they’d be fooled.

Damn, one of my good friends has made mid 8 figures in the last 10 years shorting stock. And I’ve gone on a couple cool weekend trips with him, but god damn would it be amazing if he’d pay off my student loans, or shit even if he donated a decent amount to some charity...

The existence of things like Old Row and other young-Trump-blind-idiot groups is really terrifying to me as a late-20s Californian.

I don’t know why, but reading this just made me cry. It reminds me of reading about Shackleton and the Endurance and even though they went through the direst conditions and the most awful things there are times, even then, in their journals where they stop and are in absolute awe of the grandure and splendor of our…

10.5 months i believe

Holy shit I saw the picture and thought John Oliver was getting arrested for something.

What if your USB drive fails?

PUBG because I’m a nihilist.

But if you look at that first picture closely you can see the display is buried in the dash off to the left. You can also see the play, pause, skip etc. buttons which implies a touch screen and there’s no knob on the center console. I HATE touch-screen-only control in cars and they do the opposite of solve problems.…

Ok now do you have any information on how you can get your significant other to read this article without coming across as a hyper-critical jerk?

As a professional amateur lip reader it looks to me like he’s saying “Paper, paper, paper” and I can only assume that it’s a reference to the 1995 Kevin Reynolds masterpiece Waterworld

Holy shit remember when the Cavs picked Anthony Bennett first overall! Wow. That just blew my mind all over again. Just. Wow.

Ugh got Kinja’d. Tried to attach the picture of the watch on the actual stick and make a bad joke, not just attack you randomly! Tried to attach it again and it’s still not working. Oh well...

Your arm looks a little scrawny in this pic

Mmmmmm... pulpo

What’s really sad is that they started out with 6 dogs and 4 cats...

Actually Brooke Lopez laid a decently hard screen on Beverley that sent him towards the first row a couple plays later and got called for a foul. http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=21085911