We almost had Dembele to the third! In April Spurs met with Ousmane. And then in like July met with Moose the 2nd. My poor heart.

Friendly fire isn’t very helpful. If she wants to point out strangers in a bizarrely broad group that did stuff they shouldn’t how about the 11% of African Americans that turned out for Obama but not Hillary? See how not helpful that is?

God I was so excited last year when I thought Tottenham was going to have a pair of Dembele’s, but instead one got injured and the other went to BVB :(

No, he’s Rom. He basically invented this kinda thing.

I’m mad as hell about Brad Marchand’s horrible eyebrows.

“How do we overcome the present acts in the Israel-Palestine conflict?”

This appears to be to surfing what SSX is to snowboarding, or not at all like it. I really wish people would try and make something for surfing more equivalent to SKATE, with some actual reality mixed in with the insanity. Kickflips while surfing?! There’s like one guy who’s ever done that and that’s all he ever…

To be fair, the Colliseum is a god awful stadium and it is infinitely more enjoyable to watch any football game at home, but especially any one being held in that luke warm pizza roll of a stadium.

10. The way the word “Sportsperson” is conveniently located directly in line with the not-a-line-hairline.

So with no agreement on how much you would be paid and a history of only being paid $25 for your work you worked more than 20 days straight of 12-16 hour days?

Yesterday I was walking into a store and Steve Nash walked out with his child. I smiled and nodded at him and he smiled but did not return my nod. Fuck Steve Nash.

...Walker, Alderweireld, plus Lloris as one of the best keepers. 2nd youngest team in the premiership. #COYS

I’d forgotten how pleasant the sounds from 1.6 were. Somehow the roughness makes them seem sharper and more real.

Actually that’s definitely enough money to move to another country and live off. If he can turn that into money and invest it and get a 4% return which even safe dividend stocks can yield he’d have $64K every year for the rest of his life without ever drawing down the $1.6M.

I love TRH, Radiolab, SYSK. I got kinda burnt out on This American Life and Snap Judgement though.

Also shout outs to Audible and podcasts! They have changed my hour commute into almost something I look forward to.

It looks like Red Shoe caught a pretty mean right cross from his dance partner and got knocked out for a second there. Then he tried to get up while still being mildly knocked out.

Chad is the greatest thing to come from a reality TV show since Jersey Shore.

For anyone interested here are the actual reviews the Belgian driver gave of the cars in French: