This is the beginning program? 2400m? I can’t do anything near that and I am in shape!

Thank you! I’m in good shape from running and working out, but I struggle to swim more than 500m. This is like recommending a beginners running program they go for a 30minute warmup run, then do 5 miles with intervals and some strides and finish it off with a 2 mile cooldown.

Reads like a Rom Roberts piece, but with less geese and hogs. 7/10 Roms

I’d just go ahead and put any person who does two things at one time as being their own “combined fitness” group and being number one. Like people who go on hikes to take instagram pictures of them doing yoga at the top. Or people who do paddleboard yoga. Or people who do SoulCycle (weights + spin= Sad!).

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It would be as cool as Mark Davis’ haircut if in the last hours of Deadspin independence I was removed from the greys.

I love these so so very much.

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

Counterpoint: I refuse to watch anything called “rifle three positions”

Absolutely not. If you are a cyclist, then this experience will be as alien to you as using one of those weird elliptical-jogger-scooters.

We’ve been friends for a long time and are in our mid twenties. He doesn’t want to live by himself so he has a roommate. Me.

Technically, housemates then.

Yep, he just doesn’t want to live alone.

We’ve been friends for a long time and are in our mid twenties. He doesn’t want to live by himself so he has a roommate. Me.

My roommate has one and I’ve driven it a number of times and it is absolutely insane fun. And can also drive 4. And has decent ground clearance. And is insane fun. Way more fun than his Aventador which felt like you were about to rip the front lip off whenever you went across a pavement crack.

+1 reason nobody watches the WNBA.

Maybe that’s the key to making it into the starting 5 on an NBA team. Dick kicks.

What amazes me is that people assume that I don’t do stuff by myself all the fucking time and that’s why it’s a drag. I just went on a trip to Portland by myself this weekend. And before that I went to San Francisco. Doing stuff alone is great. But sometimes it would be great to have the people who know you best in…