I’d just go ahead and put any person who does two things at one time as being their own “combined fitness” group and being number one. Like people who go on hikes to take instagram pictures of them doing yoga at the top. Or people who do paddleboard yoga. Or people who do SoulCycle (weights + spin= Sad!).

Wow this is going to make some people really pissed.

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It would be as cool as Mark Davis’ haircut if in the last hours of Deadspin independence I was removed from the greys.

I love these so so very much.

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

Counterpoint: I refuse to watch anything called “rifle three positions”

Gothamist just posted that there is a Youtube video that appears to be posted by the climber. Looks like he’s pro-Trump (?) based on his “Make sure to go vote for Mr. Trump” line in the video. Here’s the link:

Couldn’t that just be explained by saying they modify their memories after they leave office? So that when they’re in power they are able to make decisions and hear news regarding the wizarding community but then once those responsibilities are removed so is their knowledge.

Absolutely not. If you are a cyclist, then this experience will be as alien to you as using one of those weird elliptical-jogger-scooters.

We’ve been friends for a long time and are in our mid twenties. He doesn’t want to live by himself so he has a roommate. Me.

Technically, housemates then.

Yep, he just doesn’t want to live alone.

We’ve been friends for a long time and are in our mid twenties. He doesn’t want to live by himself so he has a roommate. Me.

My roommate has one and I’ve driven it a number of times and it is absolutely insane fun. And can also drive 4. And has decent ground clearance. And is insane fun. Way more fun than his Aventador which felt like you were about to rip the front lip off whenever you went across a pavement crack.

I pray, by the old gods and the new, that she doesn’t come back. It makes no sense at this point and is just going to be confusing as hell to show watchers and I’m already preparing for the confused “this show has totally jumped the shark” takes if they bring her back.

+1 reason nobody watches the WNBA.

Maybe that’s the key to making it into the starting 5 on an NBA team. Dick kicks.