You don’t see a cheetah stretch before it takes down a gazelle.

Not as bad as truffle butter.

But why not just get an S550?

I check your posts more frequently than I check any of the gawker blogs. You truly will receive the ham of strong utterance upon your ascension to Valhalla’s thirsty maw.

Medal of Honor: Allied Assault. The multiplayer was amazing, especially that Omaha Beach level.

Oh I’m sure. /s

Who thinks this is going to make the air travel experience better?

How do you measure, measure a year? In button presses, in internet cults? In bot accounts, in cups of Red Bull?

Does Drew Magary talk in real life like how he talks on Deadcast? Because all I’d had to go on was the gif of him from Chopped and then I heard his voice and was like, “Yea. Yea that’s about right.”

That’ll be $700 million pleeeeez.

It is glorious.

Also unsealed today was the guilty pleas of his TWO SONS to a range of similar charges. Woops Jack Warner looks like you might be just a little bit fucked.

Watch the video. It’s pretty bad. I’ve had this happen too.

Bu-bu-bu-bu-but who’s going to guess the lines with Cousin Sal?

I’d rather be that bull and face 10 minutes of pain and the opportunity to give as good as I get after a life of green pastures and around the clock care than live as a factory-farmed cow living in the diseased shit of 10,000 others off the fucking I-5.

Holy fuck 99% on Rotten Tomatoes? This is like millenials’ Citizen Kane. Seems oddly fitting.

This path is too wide and there isn’t enough slant. Just sayin’....

Green helmet was being blocked, orange helmet flew by both as they were fighting.

I think we’d get along just fine.

The good news is that BUI penalties, in California for instance, are a $250 ticket where a DUI penalty is over $10,000.