In fairness to them, the ace was pretty unlikely. Just because something turns out the way it does, doesn’t make the events leading up to it where, when averaged, the best course of action.

Wait so this is a real game? I don’t trust anybody today..

If you want to look at it like that, the inevitable heat-death of the universe will render all concepts of value irrelevant eventually, so BUY NIHILISM!

I think they’re just showing how fucked the world is already, to be fair.

They’ve got that InternetPlus I hear so much about.

I was a big fan of Rise Of Nations back in the day too. Among other things, that soundtrack was flame emoji.

Careful there, that level of sarcasm is only for people who have trained in Tibetan monasteries their whole life. I’m not sure your body can handle the strain of it.

FACT.

That was hilarious. You should really write for Kotaku!

but actually can you write an article about that sometime?

He’s the Kim Jong-Un of America politics.

The eyes.... there’s crazy in them.

LEO SNUBBED AGAIN

“By the way, the Oscars can redeem themselves if they have Mastodon do a surprise performance of “Blood and Thunder.” It’s the show’s only hope to save itself.”

You get it.

Sorry if this has been brought up, but I feel like I remember a video where a guy almost died when a wombat backed him into a hole and almost deprived him of air before moving on.

But this game only has 1 possible achievement, which only one person has done AND it seems relatively popular at the moment on steam AND its going to by nature draw in people who like and are decent at this kind of game AND Splegggellemignantfug. Y’all some haters lol.

thenyoudoiteh

Apparently it was only half low-hanging fruit didn’t you even read the article?

This whole story is so cute. Thank you for posting this on a friday.