They’ve got that InternetPlus I hear so much about.

I was a big fan of Rise Of Nations back in the day too. Among other things, that soundtrack was flame emoji.

I feel like your insight level to snark level is way off.

I think you just don’t get it. I mean that in the most non-insulting, genuine way that I can possibly convey it over the internet. Like, to me this idea is really amusing and creative. But I couldn’t rationalize it. I just kinda get it. And you don’t. Which is cool, I’m sure theres stuff you find funny conceptually…

I for one loved this. Thanks Matt.

Careful there, that level of sarcasm is only for people who have trained in Tibetan monasteries their whole life. I’m not sure your body can handle the strain of it.

FACT.

That was hilarious. You should really write for Kotaku!

but actually can you write an article about that sometime?

He’s the Kim Jong-Un of America politics.

The eyes.... there’s crazy in them.

LEO SNUBBED AGAIN

“By the way, the Oscars can redeem themselves if they have Mastodon do a surprise performance of “Blood and Thunder.” It’s the show’s only hope to save itself.”

You get it.

Sorry if this has been brought up, but I feel like I remember a video where a guy almost died when a wombat backed him into a hole and almost deprived him of air before moving on.

But this game only has 1 possible achievement, which only one person has done AND it seems relatively popular at the moment on steam AND its going to by nature draw in people who like and are decent at this kind of game AND Splegggellemignantfug. Y’all some haters lol.

thenyoudoiteh

Apparently it was only half low-hanging fruit didn’t you even read the article?

This whole story is so cute. Thank you for posting this on a friday.

What if THIS is what Aliens see when they scan our planet. Can’t imagine the confusion.