Also, dating another person isn’t about “having” who you want, it’s about spending time with someone and building a relationship that satisfies you both.

that’s the thing, anyone who’s hot enough KNOWS they’re hot enough and doesn’t have to run around saying shit about how they could have anyone because they know that everyone else already knows they could have anyone.

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

This is why you buy a gun safe, and bolt it down, and USE IT! That way nobody can steal your gun, sell it to somebody with no business having it, and do something tragic.

While it probably means that United is going to take it in the shorts when this passenger sues them, you can bet they’re already drafting the addition to the Definitions section of their contract that “boarding” applies until the plane has disembarked from the gate, even as their PR and policy people pledge that such…

Ex. Actly.

More likely the call for boycott in China, a hugely lucrative market for United, made him feel shame.

ftfy

Also, how come it’s unlike every other part of the body that just gets stronger and more toned the more you work it out? C’mon! My vagine is PUMPED BRAH

It’s like dude. I’m fantastic. I know what I like and how I like it. How do you think I learned this? Also, don’t double standard me.

I’m from Massachusetts (and Boston in particular) and I thought I was the only one who couldn’t stand Tom Brady and the Patriots. If you tell people that they act like you just murdered someone.

Excellent point. When we’re “kept” women we’re supposed to be up for it whenever, but if we are open to several partners we’re ruining everything!!!

I never understood the whole “lots of sex ruins your vagina” thing. People only ever apply that logic to having sex with multiple partners.

So true. Every week my trainer talks about Tom Brady and asks me about Tom Brady and truly doesn’t believe me when I tell him that I don’t care about Tom Brady or the stupid Patriots. It is simply not said here in Boston.

No worries though, he’s just as ridiculous a Patriots fan as any other masshole.

My favorite is the mileage part. It would never cross his mind that perhaps some women enjoy having lots of sex with lots of partners and remain unbothered by Tyrese’s thoughts.

Right? This was straight-up a self(and family!)-preservation move.

Chris Evans wouldn’t be allowed to return to Massachusetts if he spoke out against Brady. His uncle would probably be voted out of office if Chris went on the record against Tom Brady.

This is a really nice suite of skins for Rainmeter, and the author has done a great job with the design.