It would be more like taco-laced vomit. *shudder*

Mine does! It’s really rare and I appreciate it a lot. Sad that I’m moving soon :(

*lead his ascent

> Somebody needs to tell the remaining bigots in Chicago’s political machine that Old Mayor Daley died more than four decades ago.

YES!!!! I bought the first few to read for giggles, and then bought Kindle Unlimited and READ THEM ALL. They are actually very decent science fiction. And also... spurs.

WOW! What a horrible experience. I believe it though. I recently flew United and the two flight attendants spent the whole flight talking loudly about the men they were sleeping with and their hookup strategies. When turbulence caused the plane to drop one yelled “Wooo! It’s like a rollercoaster!” and kept laughing…

I’ve been to one of these and it’s like that, that some do the Civil War or the Revolution and some do WWII. As with this one there was a weird section in the vendor area that was all neo-Nazi or actual Nazi stuff, but attendees who displayed any Nazi symbols were ejected... there were a lot of signs clearly stating…

Unfortunately competency often does not transfer across domains. Lots of very academically accomplished people are lacking in common sense, people skills, or many other things.

There are legit studies that connect lavender with better sleep, so you’re all good :)

Daniel was the best Bachelorette contestant there ever was. I mean it!

This is literally why I finally unfriended the one Trump supporter in my Facebook. My parting words to him: You are on Medicaid.

I’ll join those recommending a Chrome extension. I use “FlipWord - Trump Remover” which replaces any time the first OR last name appears, and photographs, with a poop emoji. It catches 90% or more of the photos, and does not cause any unwanted associations with cute kittens. It has helped me SO MUCH.

I was once prescribed Cipro for a UTI. Two rounds of antibiotics had failed. Cipro! The stuff they treat anthrax with! Crazy!

I think that’s great. I wouldn’t mind being described that way! I take it to mean she’s both beautiful and badass!

Sigh, the possibilities. McConnell turns into a giraffe head (just the head and neck), old-timey music plays and Hillary is in a luxurious ball gown. The rest of the Republicans turn into mice.

It’s like a far right version of Dadaism! 

I’m wearing an old but trusty American Apparel skirt right now. I still have pieces I bought from them 15+ years ago in their first (one of their first?) stores in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles. RIP.

And it’s such a retrograde comment. So when women have a big event they immediately go out and buy a dress? How about wearing something they already have? How about wearing pants? What about menswear... why aren’t the menswear shops sold out? Because men are from Mars and women are from Venus? So many questions.

As a child in California I had an avocado tree in MY OWN BACK YARD! In the middle of L.A.! I regret that I didn’t eat more avocados than I did. And I ate a lot.

You have my vote for Deadspin cricket writer.