That’s not me telling you that UK 911 is 999, by the way. (I think it is?) It’s me calling 999 because damn, this movie sounds like it sucks ass.

999

I will always star a divided by zero joke. Always.

The Clinton’s stole it!

Her legs look like skeleton legs. Also, <3 for “Jellybeans”

I miss Continental so much. Even their economy flights were friendlier than the rest.

#splainception

They BREATHE, okay?

I just want people to quit pinching them at the grocery store.

That would be good, if it actually works. But his bickering twittering with Kim is not conducive to avoiding nuclear war.

You’re right. I only see one boob though. I can’t imagine how there could be a second one behind it.

I did see Avatar and it was stupid.