[the preceding dialogue consists of Derek Jeter talking to himself in front of a mirror while Dire Straits plays in the background]

BoJack did an incredible job skewering that phrase last season. They say it so matter of factly it’s hilarious.

LW, from someone who’s been there: He will never change. It will only get worse. Leave now before he seriously hurts you. Go to thehotline.org for resources and help if you need to—and/or to your friend who’s been telling you to leave him! (There’s [almost] always a friend who sees it before you do.)

First, avoid the downtown area. Between the junkies & bums in their tent cities (just follow your nose to find one; the stench of raw sewage, heroin, and despair is unmistakable), horrible traffic, and extremely aggressive panhandlers, you’ll find that once you’re done with Pike Place Market there’s nothing really…

getting one cheerleader wet

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

And they will vote until the day they die. Whether or not people agree with them, they show up, which is the bare god damn minimum that most people aren’t willing to do.

“’Any rational person’ can see that the only silver lining to this president is that he’s failed at most of his objectives.” 

It stems from my warped view that the Constitution specifically prevents discrimination on the basis of religion and applies to non-citizens, and that even if it were to “effective” at the security its proponents claim it produces, that would require banning citizens of countries that actually produced the architects…

Damn, that’s some perspective. A rapist, sure, we can survive that. People survive rapes pretty often.

Honestly, you can go fuck yourself for that bullshzt you’re spewing...

Jesus, RamboWillis, you’re even fucking dumber than I thought.

It does seem as though Donnie is out of his element.

Can we stop with 12k individual being double bullshit. Currently all individuals get at least a 10,500 deduction/exemption. 6k+ standard deduction and 4k+ personal exemption....so yeah 12k is not double 10.5k.

If only this man were made U.S. ambassador to North Korea, Kim Jong Un would see Americans are really just like him.

The team that is leading usually runs the ball more.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Can that afro even fit inside a football helmet? Deadspin SAYS they’re concerned about CTE, but they’re just asking teams to send out a player who can’t protect his head! #footballmeansfamily

This is weird, but: I kind of think that, by shutting down the possibility that The Force Awakens’s plotlines would lead to a trilogy-long rehashing of the entire original trilogy, and spinning off in surprising and new directions with the characters and their adventures, The Last Jedi retroactively made The Force…