Ron Howard narration: “He was not actually doing a fine job.”

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

“And this is my lawyer. He’s doing a fine job. Stand up and let everyone see you. Doesn’t he look like a walrus, folks? The best walrus.”

It does lower the rates slightly. But the lowered rates are temporary. It increases the child tax credit, but wipes out a bunch of other major deductions middle class people depend on. As written, the bill is projected to raise taxes on most people by 2027, while still adding 1.5 trillion to the deficit, to pay for…

It really did devolve quickly into a total “fuck it, this too” free-for-all over the last few days and I think there’s a pretty good reason why. The GOP ghouls on the Hill know that their chances to put whatever crazy and cruel bucket list items in front of a fucking dope like Trump who will sign any goddamn thing…

Conservatives don’t Math good. Nor do they have all the best words.

This is the worst Congress of the modern era, and that is really saying something. When enabling a dangerous, psychologically damaged con man is only one on a list of many sins, you know your lawmaking body is not doing a great job.

A reminder - the year+ process to pass the ACA, that welcomed and APPROVED some reasonable GOP amendments, that went through regular order, committees, debate, was supposedly rammed through according to conservative critics. They were still complaining about that in 2016.

Don’t worry, he’s gonna release that evidence that totally clears his name any day now!!!

You’re right. We should all be as rigid and humorless as you.

Bitcoin isn’t real?

“She said that she began to cry because of the hostile atmosphere and that campus police eventually took her home.”

Wait, but it’s the others that need to grow thicker skins? 

“Grow a thicker skin” is sage advice here - awww, did the poor little student get mad that someone flipped her off? Nothing wrong with recruiting for a “pro-capitalism, anti-big government” organization. There’s also nothing wrong with saying you think that organization supports neo-fascism.

The argument that net neutrality hurts these companies just doesn’t hold up. If anything, it helps by giving internet providers clear laws to follow.

I’m pretty sure you still have no idea exactly what Net Neutrality is. Also pretty sure you’d want to abolish the Clean Water Act or other important things that the government actually has the best interests.

I think I used too many big words and correct grammar. Bad trolling.

So your “hack” is in fact just lying?

The best hack is not even a really a hack. Only patronize theatres that offer reserved seating.

He was put forward by Mitch McConnell, because the commission is supposed to have members of both parties. It went through under Obama, because that’s how the system worked until McConnell decided to break it.

Racism Economic anxiety.