I would add the following to the signature: “I don’t really believe this boilerplate notice is legally binding but my boss said I have to put it on my emails, I value my job, and this is not the hill I want to die on.” Not only does it set the record straight, but it also thumbs its nose at the legal industry’s…

If your knee jerk reaction to every shooting is to worry more about your toys than the shattered lives of your fellow Americans, you might suck as a human being.

Big talk from a guy who guy who’s built a career around encouraging shooters.

Too many lawyers put in ridiculous threats like that because they don’t know anything but burning down the bridge. When I see letters like that and I call the other guy, they almost always double down on their position. It’s really annoying

I mean, I can believe it was signed by a partner at Venable.

Let’s see if I can figure it out. Blogger makes a thin and very stretched argument that Swift’s song is somehow a dog whistle to the alt-right. She’s probably wrong about that, but nonetheless, Swift’s lawyer, worried about bad PR, sends a stupid letter that tries to intimidate but only backfires and gives publicity…

William J Briggs Sr must be pretty embarrassed himself. Mostly because his son uses II instead of Jr. But also because of the tone, the content, and what passes for legal reasoning in the letter.

They didn’t even ask the recipient to govern themselves accordingly. What are they even doing?

Well, yeah, any lawyer worth his salt knows that those aren’t effective unless coupled with an IRS circular 230 disclosure. Duh.

Pretty good, there’s a lot more water around Houston these days than there used to be, I hear.

It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.

“I believe the problem is that we do not teach our youth the value of human life.” 

It’s 2017. You sure as shit aren’t defending your First Amendment rights from the government with guns.

Except that most Democrats are not asking that we get rid of the 2nd Amendment; they’re asking that we draw the line on “arms” closer to what the average person could reasonably use to defend him or herself from, say, an intruder. No one needs a bumper stock, and no one needs a magazine that holds more than half a…

Ah yes, that classic pro-union stance of “consider the boss!”

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

I understand your high expectations, but we all know he’ll just go back to his bread and butter after this: Strong-arming the villagers out of their money as they try to cross his bridge.

Cyclist here and I completely agree — follow the laws (though with a caveat, below). The worst is other cyclists riding the wrong way in a bike lane, or on a sidewalk. That freaks everyone out and is begging to get hit. Don’t run red lights, ever!, and if you’re turning left, use the left turn lane (even if it pisses…

Here’s a really important one: If you are late, it’s probably your own fault. Don’t take it out on everyone else.

Very rarely are you late because of a cyclist, pedestrian or slow moving traffic. You are late because you waited until the last minute to leave and expected perfect conditions on the road. So now, you are…